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I need water.

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-What?
-I need water.

3
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Oh, come on, come on.

4
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-Oh!
-Whoa, careful.

5
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And run.

6
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-Yep.
-Oh, jeez.

7
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I have

8
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such a big day today.

9
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I shaved my legs, I shaved
my armpits, I washed my

10
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hair with the good shampoo but
not the good conditioner.

11
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Don't make fun of me.

12
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This is not coming off.

13
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We're going to have to
just cut your arms

14
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off or put you in the shower
again or something.

15
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Oh, it's everywhere. I
have blue nipples.

16
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Who cares?

17
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I'm a freak.

18
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No one will love me.

19
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Actually, they would really
love you if you went to

20
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work like this, but that's
probably not a good idea.

21
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Yeah, probably not.

22
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Oh, it's all over me.

23
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Yeah, that's not good.

24
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Keep working on my arm.

25
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I'll work on the arm.

26
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You work the torso.

27
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So I have some pretty cool news.

28
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What's cool?

29
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I got a new job.

30
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I upgraded.

31
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What'd you upgrade to?

32
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Well, I quit my job and now
I don't have a job.

33
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What I want to do today is go
to the beach and hang out

34
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and that's my goal and I'm going
to complete it and I'm

35
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going to feel good about that and
I think you should come with me.

36
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I have to go to work.

37
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You have

38
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to take a day off.

39
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They're going to think you're a freak
if you keep going into work.

40
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Seriously. They won't think
I'm a freak. They will.

41
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It's against the rules.

42
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They'll think that's a very
industrious young woman.

43
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We should hire her.

44
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Why don't you take one day off and
come to the beach with me.

45
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We'll hang out.

46
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It's a big day.

47
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It's a big day today.

48
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What's so big?

49
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Cheers.

50
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No.

51
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So, um, you quit your job, huh?

52
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Yes.

53
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I quit my job.

54
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-I quit my job.
-I did quit my job.

55
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Hannah's very excited about this.

56
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-I'm very excited.
-She's very excited.

57
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I think that's awesome. He's
pursuing a full-time...

58
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It's a step up of him
pursuing nothing.

59
00:05:05,789 --> 00:05:06,789
What do you mean?

60
00:05:07,209 --> 00:05:08,209
Pursuing nothing?

61
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I'm a nihilist now.

62
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I believe in nothing.

63
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Now it's time for us to
start a new band.

64
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I mean, you know, find, like...

65
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He's not really sure that music makes
him happy anymore either.

66
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Nothing makes anybody happy.

67
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-Right?
-You're right.

68
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Actually, Hannah can tell
you all about it.

69
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-I can.
-You go ahead.

70
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Give her the scoop.

71
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Well, you know, his job doesn't
make him happy, and he's not

72
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sure music makes him happy, but he
wants to go to the beach with me.

73
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You got it.

74
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So who are you sleeping with at work?

75
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I'm not sleeping with anyone.

76
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Where did that come from?

77
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You're all dressed up.

78
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I'm not sleeping with anyone.

79
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I'm just kidding.

80
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Funny.

81
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Okay, this looks good.

82
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Yeah, you can put it a little tighter.

83
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It doesn't go tighter.

84
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♪

85
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♪

86
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So, um, like 2 o'clock
today, we got her

87
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up for meeting up, talking
about the show.

88
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All of us, I guess, we can do that.

89
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Um, basically just going
over the pilot,

90
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what's gonna happen, and um, shit.

91
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So, um, we got, yeah, let's just go
over some of that basic stuff.

92
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These girls are gonna get
some lunch, and I'm

93
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gonna go check my email and update
my blog and all that.

94
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So, I will, we'll just meet that too.

95
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-Okay.
-Just pilot stuff.
-2 o'clock.

96
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Cool.

97
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We have until 2 o'clock.

98
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-Fantastic.
-To do nothing.

99
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As usual.

100
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Um, what are you gonna do?

101
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I'm down with American history again.

102
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How long was Franklin in Paris?

103
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Uh, I don't know.

104
00:07:03,310 --> 00:07:04,310
I'm not up to that part yet.

105
00:07:04,430 --> 00:07:07,050
I think he wrote a lot of this in Paris,
but he doesn't get that far.

106
00:07:07,190 --> 00:07:08,550
Oh, right. Was he over
there more than once?

107
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Jefferson went to Paris.

108
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That's right.

109
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He, I mean, he was, that's
why we have ice cream.

110
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Because he went to Paris
and they knew how

111
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to make ice cream, and then
he brought it back.

112
00:07:21,470 --> 00:07:23,390
Well, he didn't bring back
actual ice cream.

113
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He brought back the recipe,
the idea behind ice

114
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cream to the United States,
and that's why we have it.

115
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That's why we call it
Jefferson's cream.

116
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Yeah.

117
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Yeah.

118
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-Uh-oh.
-Oh!

119
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Oh!

120
00:07:37,410 --> 00:07:38,410
Oh!

121
00:07:38,410 --> 00:07:40,250
Put your hands on the board.
Put me on the board.

122
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That was an ambush!

123
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It wasn't an ambush.

124
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-Ambush!
-You like bread?
-I love bread.

125
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Okay.

126
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This is history.

127
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You've broken the gender barrier.

128
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You're coming tonight?

129
00:08:00,970 --> 00:08:02,310
Oh, of course.

130
00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:03,770
You don't have to.

131
00:08:04,010 --> 00:08:05,290
No, I'm really excited.

132
00:08:06,950 --> 00:08:08,090
I am excited.

133
00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:10,250
Well, awesome.

134
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It's going to be great.

135
00:08:13,390 --> 00:08:15,570
So, I want to know what your
take on Stripes is.

136
00:08:15,910 --> 00:08:16,910
Stripes?

137
00:08:17,210 --> 00:08:18,530
Do you guys know Hannah?

138
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Do you know where she is?

139
00:08:21,470 --> 00:08:22,470
I'm her boyfriend.

140
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I'm not, like, stalking her.

141
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She's probably in the
production office.

142
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Yeah.

143
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If you, like, go left out the door,
it's just down the hall.

144
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That way.

145
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Okay.

146
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If you go somewhere and you stay
in a hotel, or even if

147
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you just stay with, like, your
friend who you know, then

148
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it kind of sucks, but if you go
and somehow meet someone,

149
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you get invited to the home,
and you learn something

150
00:08:45,970 --> 00:08:48,950
about their culture, they say, please,
come to my funeral with me.

151
00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:53,910
I was in Tiananmen Square about ten

152
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years ago, and I was waiting...

153
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You were that guy.

154
00:08:56,769 --> 00:08:58,129
I don't like to talk about it.

155
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But it was after that, and I was
waiting for them to do this

156
00:09:02,850 --> 00:09:05,649
flag-raising ceremony, and I was sitting
there, and I was drawing

157
00:09:05,649 --> 00:09:09,129
in my journal, and a little kid
came over and watched me draw,

158
00:09:09,350 --> 00:09:11,310
and so I, like, ripped the thing out
and gave it to him, and then

159
00:09:11,310 --> 00:09:13,950
there's, like, another kid, and I
drew, and I was, like, getting

160
00:09:13,950 --> 00:09:18,509
excited, because I was like, oh, I'm the
ambassador of, you know, of rainbows.

161
00:09:18,670 --> 00:09:21,690
And I was writing, hi, I'm
from America, like, nice

162
00:09:21,690 --> 00:09:23,870
to meet you, and, like, just
drawing, like, stupid...

163
00:09:23,870 --> 00:09:24,870
I'm sorry.

164
00:09:27,170 --> 00:09:28,170
And, uh...

165
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And all of a sudden, I, like,
I realized there's no one

166
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around me, and I look up, and there's
eight cops, Chinese policemen.

167
00:09:34,670 --> 00:09:36,149
And another one rides up on a bike,

168
00:09:36,289 --> 00:09:37,850
going, oh, you know, where
is he, where is he?

169
00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:40,230
And one of them's holding one
of the drawings, and I

170
00:09:40,230 --> 00:09:43,750
realize I'm standing in Tiananmen
Square, handing out...

171
00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,050
Hey, hey.

172
00:09:45,230 --> 00:09:46,490
Hey, guys.

173
00:09:46,490 --> 00:09:47,610
Hey, I'm Mike.

174
00:09:47,690 --> 00:09:49,029
-Hey, I'm Matt.
-Matt, nice to meet you.

175
00:09:49,170 --> 00:09:50,450
-Paul.
-Paul, Mike.

176
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,590
Nice to meet you.

177
00:09:52,910 --> 00:09:53,910
Um...

178
00:09:54,370 --> 00:09:55,370
Yeah.

179
00:09:57,870 --> 00:09:59,710
-Um...
-Are you guys going...

180
00:09:59,710 --> 00:10:00,710
Is it okay if I get a lunch?

181
00:10:00,950 --> 00:10:03,970
Because I was thinking, like,
do the lunch, and then

182
00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:06,289
Jeremy's band is playing at
the Empty Bottle tonight.

183
00:10:06,529 --> 00:10:08,370
We got a beach tomorrow, so...

184
00:10:08,789 --> 00:10:09,789
Lunch.

185
00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:11,850
I have this thing tonight,
this work thing.

186
00:10:12,629 --> 00:10:14,670
Um, but it's a party.

187
00:10:14,670 --> 00:10:15,670
Oh, okay.

188
00:10:15,710 --> 00:10:18,070
And if you have something,
um, better to do

189
00:10:18,070 --> 00:10:19,830
besides party, I'll not
make you feel obliged.

190
00:10:20,170 --> 00:10:21,170
No, I don't have anything...

191
00:10:21,170 --> 00:10:22,570
And by the same token, Mike,
if you want to come

192
00:10:22,570 --> 00:10:24,070
along to the party, you're
certainly welcome to.

193
00:10:24,549 --> 00:10:28,110
We're having, like, a little work office
gathering, which you're invited to.

194
00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:29,410
I mean, outside people are allowed.

195
00:10:29,950 --> 00:10:30,950
That sounds great.

196
00:10:31,129 --> 00:10:32,529
And, you know, depending
on how loud he goes,

197
00:10:32,570 --> 00:10:34,529
we could even go after her
or something, so...

198
00:10:34,529 --> 00:10:35,529
That sounds great.

199
00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,310
-Okay.
-Thanks for...

200
00:10:37,310 --> 00:10:40,570
Yeah. Okay. Well, now I have
a party dress and a person.

201
00:10:40,850 --> 00:10:41,850
Party dress.

202
00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:42,850
Yeah.

203
00:10:42,889 --> 00:10:45,710
-Cool.
-Do you want to go?

204
00:10:45,889 --> 00:10:50,889
Yes. Alright. Do you want to pick up your
phone in case somebody calls you?

205
00:10:51,129 --> 00:10:53,170
-Sorry.
-They were telling the anecdote.

206
00:10:53,310 --> 00:10:54,310
I couldn't...

207
00:10:54,310 --> 00:10:55,430
Don't worry about it.

208
00:10:55,570 --> 00:10:56,570
You guys will see.

209
00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:59,009
Just look out.

210
00:10:59,090 --> 00:11:00,750
I'm going to get on that board.

211
00:11:02,170 --> 00:11:04,150
Do you need me to bring anything
for the party tonight?

212
00:11:04,950 --> 00:11:06,930
Uh, just your handsome face.

213
00:11:07,170 --> 00:11:08,170
Okay.

214
00:11:08,289 --> 00:11:09,289
Okay.

215
00:11:09,289 --> 00:11:10,289
Bye.

216
00:11:10,990 --> 00:11:12,269
I'll be back.

217
00:11:12,450 --> 00:11:13,710
-Okay.
-I hope so.

218
00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:15,049
See ya.

219
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:23,560
we never get to the end of
your story it was about

220
00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:28,920
Chinese food we could do
that yeah we could

221
00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:32,860
definitely do that what just happened
we made a new friend

222
00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:38,730
I didn't get to finish
my humorous anecdote.

223
00:11:39,009 --> 00:11:40,669
You didn't? No. You can
finish it for me.

224
00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:41,909
Let's be honest.

225
00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:44,889
Who was actually listening to the
anecdote and has two thumbs?

226
00:11:49,179 --> 00:11:50,179
Nothing personal.

227
00:11:56,399 --> 00:11:59,659
We should wait until the first person arrives,
and then we start making it.

228
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,159
But that, yeah, that makes sense.

229
00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:04,139
And then it involves them also in
the process of making the...

230
00:12:04,139 --> 00:12:08,179
Yeah, the first person is generally
uncomfortable to be at a party.

231
00:12:08,559 --> 00:12:09,559
Understandable.

232
00:12:10,179 --> 00:12:13,100
If you walk into this fuckin' place...

233
00:12:14,139 --> 00:12:15,480
This, uh, yeah.

234
00:12:18,350 --> 00:12:20,190
Wait, how does this...

235
00:12:20,190 --> 00:12:21,629
It's like you're gonna
peel it off the back.

236
00:12:21,830 --> 00:12:24,110
I hope Hannah's boyfriend
appreciates this.

237
00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:27,750
-Yeah.
-I think he's very sophisticated.

238
00:12:28,570 --> 00:12:30,149
Dude, we wanna go...

239
00:12:30,769 --> 00:12:32,050
Take me to the zone, man.

240
00:12:32,090 --> 00:12:34,190
Wherever you are, that's
where I wanna go.

241
00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:35,230
He's unemployed.

242
00:12:36,210 --> 00:12:38,350
Well, that has nothing
to do with my...

243
00:12:40,529 --> 00:12:43,290
It's because you're free
and because you're...

244
00:12:43,290 --> 00:12:44,350
I've decided that...

245
00:12:46,190 --> 00:12:47,870
Working didn't make me happy.

246
00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:50,290
And playing in bands didn't
make me happy.

247
00:12:51,190 --> 00:12:54,190
And I'm always, like, trying to seek
out something to make me happy.

248
00:12:54,810 --> 00:12:56,450
So I'm just gonna do nothing
for a while.

249
00:12:56,970 --> 00:12:58,269
And I'm gonna try to do
that really well.

250
00:12:59,670 --> 00:13:00,670
And...

251
00:13:00,670 --> 00:13:02,670
I know it sounds stupid, but...

252
00:13:02,670 --> 00:13:04,210
There's something to be said for that.

253
00:13:05,230 --> 00:13:07,769
I'm just figuring it out right now.

254
00:13:08,590 --> 00:13:09,590
I just started today.

255
00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:11,970
So today, I went to the beach.

256
00:13:13,050 --> 00:13:14,050
And, uh...

257
00:13:14,050 --> 00:13:15,050
Got some sun.

258
00:13:15,690 --> 00:13:17,029
♪

259
00:13:18,870 --> 00:13:21,350
was something. I guess
when I say nothing, I

260
00:13:21,350 --> 00:13:23,190
mean more like I'm not seeking
out a professional.

261
00:13:27,149 --> 00:13:29,309
So wait, Hannah has been telling
me about this thing that you

262
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,509
guys are writing, and I don't really
know much about it, so...

263
00:13:32,509 --> 00:13:34,850
I'm curious. Well, we're
here, we're writing

264
00:13:34,850 --> 00:13:37,809
it, and there's a dude, our
boss is on here, he

265
00:13:37,809 --> 00:13:39,569
created a show, and all these
people want to do it.

266
00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:41,370
I don't think I get this whole time.

267
00:13:41,669 --> 00:13:42,889
The whole, this is the concept.

268
00:13:43,209 --> 00:13:47,009
The concept, let me explain the work, because
you don't work, but if you did...

269
00:13:47,009 --> 00:13:48,350
-I have worked.
-I know, I know.

270
00:13:48,590 --> 00:13:50,829
I mean, I described it in the beginning
as an insult, but I'm just saying.

271
00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:51,889
No, no, no, I get it, I get it.

272
00:13:51,949 --> 00:13:54,250
That if, like, a work party
is a thing where

273
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,090
people go in and talk about
things other than work.

274
00:13:56,090 --> 00:13:58,809
Right. It's kind of weird,
I gotta admit, because

275
00:13:58,809 --> 00:14:00,710
I'm supposed to be a host here,
because it's my place.

276
00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:02,250
You're doing a great job.

277
00:14:02,470 --> 00:14:03,689
-No.
-This is amazing stuff.

278
00:14:03,769 --> 00:14:06,389
The dip is... The dip is wonderful,
the beer is great.

279
00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:07,870
I've told you about this show.

280
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:08,889
I'm happy to be here.

281
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:09,829
I've told you about it.
I know you've told me

282
00:14:09,829 --> 00:14:11,049
about it, but I want to
hear it from the guys.

283
00:14:11,470 --> 00:14:12,649
This place is great, man.

284
00:14:12,649 --> 00:14:13,649
-Thank you.
-Thank you.

285
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,649
So we're going to have
another party here?

286
00:14:18,210 --> 00:14:19,210
If you guys want to.

287
00:14:20,149 --> 00:14:21,149
Yeah.

288
00:14:21,149 --> 00:14:22,149
Will you co-host with me?

289
00:14:22,789 --> 00:14:23,789
Co-host?

290
00:14:24,149 --> 00:14:25,149
Yeah.

291
00:14:25,149 --> 00:14:28,389
We'll just, like, come over here
and say this is our party, too?

292
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:30,250
People do that.

293
00:14:30,309 --> 00:14:32,529
I mean, especially when someone's living
alone, they'll have someone...

294
00:14:32,529 --> 00:14:34,009
Like, tonight, Matt was kind of my...

295
00:14:34,009 --> 00:14:35,129
-Co-host.
-He was your co-host.

296
00:14:35,129 --> 00:14:36,789
Or, like, my consigliere, at least.

297
00:14:36,949 --> 00:14:39,389
But he's also just your, you know...

298
00:14:39,389 --> 00:14:41,350
My buddy. Yeah. But I'm
saying if you guys...

299
00:14:41,350 --> 00:14:43,750
Because you're the ones who do the parties,
so you guys can be my buddies.

300
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,889
Well, he's the one who's
good at the parties.

301
00:14:46,569 --> 00:14:47,569
Yeah.

302
00:14:47,730 --> 00:14:48,730
You are.

303
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:49,929
How old are you?

304
00:14:50,529 --> 00:14:51,529
Uh, 28.

305
00:14:51,809 --> 00:14:54,870
-28?
-Yeah.
-He's an older man.

306
00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:56,529
-I'm an older man.
-That's not so bad.

307
00:14:56,949 --> 00:14:58,110
I actually thought it was worse.

308
00:14:58,189 --> 00:14:59,649
You seem very mature to me.

309
00:14:59,829 --> 00:15:01,870
-Ah, thanks.
-But that's...

310
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,009
I have that 40 and...

311
00:15:05,169 --> 00:15:06,509
40 and still fabulous.

312
00:15:08,269 --> 00:15:09,269
40's the new 30.

313
00:15:09,449 --> 00:15:11,009
-Yeah.
-You sort of have a boyish...

314
00:15:11,009 --> 00:15:12,629
-It's a lot.
-That sounded...

315
00:15:12,629 --> 00:15:14,769
I don't want to rescind that
because it sounds like...

316
00:15:14,769 --> 00:15:16,110
It's like a burn when you say...

317
00:15:16,110 --> 00:15:17,710
If I said that to you,
oh, I thought you

318
00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:18,850
were older, then, like,
that would be...

319
00:15:18,850 --> 00:15:20,009
I get you.

320
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,610
I do. Like, I feel like you...

321
00:15:21,610 --> 00:15:24,629
You feel like you want to apologize
for some things, but I totally...

322
00:15:24,629 --> 00:15:25,629
I get your humor.

323
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:26,970
I want to apologize for
a lot of things.

324
00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:28,210
I don't want you to, I
don't want you to...

325
00:15:28,210 --> 00:15:29,689
This is a thing that you should
learn about in a real...

326
00:15:29,689 --> 00:15:31,069
Let's just do this.

327
00:15:31,289 --> 00:15:32,629
-Let's just do it.
-Aw.
-There you go.

328
00:15:34,710 --> 00:15:35,809
It's all good, dog.

329
00:15:37,009 --> 00:15:38,009
I'm really tired.

330
00:15:39,089 --> 00:15:40,349
And I'm really hot.

331
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,250
I don't know.

332
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:46,480
What kind of jerk?

333
00:15:54,350 --> 00:15:59,189
I wanted to be the funny one,
and I'm never the funny one.

334
00:15:59,409 --> 00:16:00,409
That's not true.

335
00:16:00,809 --> 00:16:02,230
You are the funny one.

336
00:16:02,990 --> 00:16:04,129
Not when he's around.

337
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,280
I want to make people laugh.

338
00:16:16,929 --> 00:16:18,769
Thank you for letting me stay here.

339
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:24,009
Do you think it was bad that
I didn't let him up?

340
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,110
What's the matter?

341
00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:28,250
I guess not.

342
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,059
I just couldn't...

343
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,919
I couldn't be with him tonight.

344
00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:36,279
I'll figure it out tomorrow.

345
00:16:36,419 --> 00:16:37,580
We're gonna go to the beach tomorrow.

346
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,000
I'm gonna like...

347
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:41,759
I'll figure something out.

348
00:16:48,350 --> 00:16:50,210
I'll sleep on this decision.

349
00:16:51,190 --> 00:16:53,029
There's no decision, I don't know.

350
00:16:55,549 --> 00:16:56,549
Mm.

351
00:16:57,990 --> 00:16:58,990
Just a bit of that.

352
00:16:59,229 --> 00:17:00,229
Okay.

353
00:17:03,399 --> 00:17:04,400
Good night

354
00:17:08,450 --> 00:17:09,450
I love you too.

355
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:30,589
Are you still awake?

356
00:17:31,849 --> 00:17:33,009
Are you awake?

357
00:17:33,410 --> 00:17:34,410
Yeah, I'm awake.

358
00:17:34,529 --> 00:17:36,410
Do you think I should break up
with him or stay together?

359
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,620
I don't know, it's your decision.

360
00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:42,140
I don't want to make it.

361
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:43,280
Can you make it for me?

362
00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:44,380
Mm-mm.

363
00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:45,380
Fuck.

364
00:17:47,930 --> 00:17:49,470
Um, close your eyes.

365
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:51,490
Are you gonna throw sand in my face?

366
00:17:51,590 --> 00:17:53,069
I'm definitely not gonna throw
sand in your face.

367
00:17:56,200 --> 00:18:00,580
All right, just keep them
closed, and look down.

368
00:18:01,319 --> 00:18:02,319
All right, you're good.

369
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,059
-Whoa!
-Goggles!

370
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,240
Dive mask!

371
00:18:07,819 --> 00:18:08,819
This is awesome!

372
00:18:09,559 --> 00:18:13,200
So there's, like, treasure out there,
and we can go swim for treasure.

373
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,180
Oh, this is so nice!

374
00:18:15,279 --> 00:18:16,279
This is, like...

375
00:18:17,799 --> 00:18:18,799
You're great.

376
00:18:19,379 --> 00:18:20,379
We can't open it.

377
00:18:20,519 --> 00:18:22,279
And now you can open it for me.

378
00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:24,919
Well, maybe we'll just use
these in the tub tonight.

379
00:18:25,879 --> 00:18:26,879
Yeah.

380
00:18:27,419 --> 00:18:28,419
This is good.

381
00:18:28,419 --> 00:18:29,559
Jacques Cousteau in the tub.

382
00:18:30,159 --> 00:18:32,559
I had this cousin, Ronnie,
who used to explore

383
00:18:32,559 --> 00:18:34,619
the depths of my grandmother's
pool with a mask.

384
00:18:34,779 --> 00:18:36,000
You never told me about Ronnie.

385
00:18:36,059 --> 00:18:37,159
We called him Ronnie Cousteau.

386
00:18:42,150 --> 00:18:45,130
I don't know some things about
you I've realized.

387
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:47,870
Yeah, that's probably true.

388
00:18:48,009 --> 00:18:50,009
I have a cousin Ronnie
who likes masks.

389
00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:52,910
Um, what else is there?

390
00:18:53,450 --> 00:18:58,610
When I was 13, I was
in a two and a half

391
00:18:58,610 --> 00:19:02,710
year relationship until
I was 15 and a half.

392
00:19:03,930 --> 00:19:04,930
That's amazing!

393
00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:07,430
And we had this like big
discussion about

394
00:19:07,430 --> 00:19:09,070
whether we were going to
go all the way or not.

395
00:19:09,410 --> 00:19:10,930
We were convinced we were
going to get married.

396
00:19:10,930 --> 00:19:15,610
That's longer than I've ever been
in anything in my whole life.

397
00:19:15,810 --> 00:19:20,570
Yeah, her name was Amy and she
was like, she was awesome.

398
00:19:20,990 --> 00:19:23,450
And then I started getting into music

399
00:19:23,450 --> 00:19:25,509
and stuff and I thought
it was really cool.

400
00:19:26,110 --> 00:19:28,970
And because she wasn't a musician,
I broke up with her.

401
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:30,769
Fucking ass.

402
00:19:30,950 --> 00:19:35,490
Yeah, because I was just like convinced that
we wouldn't be able to share that.

403
00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:37,030
And it was, you know, when
you're first starting to

404
00:19:37,030 --> 00:19:39,730
learn your art, maybe when
you first got into

405
00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:41,750
playwriting, it's like the most important
thing in the world to you.

406
00:19:42,290 --> 00:19:43,690
And so it's just like,
she doesn't get this.

407
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:44,750
We're not gonna be able to share this.

408
00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:48,230
And then I broke up with her and then
I was depressed for like a year.

409
00:19:49,370 --> 00:19:50,590
Until you were 16?

410
00:19:51,009 --> 00:19:52,870
Until I was 16, yeah.

411
00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:57,910
Then I got into sports and then
I was like fine after that.

412
00:19:58,550 --> 00:20:02,690
But yeah, I'm just not
good with breakups.

413
00:20:03,210 --> 00:20:04,210
I'm just not.

414
00:20:04,350 --> 00:20:06,710
I don't know that most people
are good at breakups.

415
00:20:06,710 --> 00:20:08,870
I think I'm especially
bad with breakups.

416
00:20:10,170 --> 00:20:13,250
Yeah, well, okay.

417
00:20:13,650 --> 00:20:14,650
Yeah.

418
00:20:14,650 --> 00:20:16,850
You know, I didn't tell
you this today yet,

419
00:20:16,910 --> 00:20:18,630
but you look really beautiful
in that mask.

420
00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:22,009
Yeah, you really just,
you look so gorgeous.

421
00:20:22,650 --> 00:20:23,650
You're so nice today.

422
00:20:24,730 --> 00:20:25,730
Thank you.

423
00:20:26,170 --> 00:20:28,350
You look beautiful in your mask too.

424
00:20:28,350 --> 00:20:29,590
-Thanks, man.
-Here.

425
00:20:35,679 --> 00:20:36,859
Thanks for telling me.

426
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,480
How's your foot doing?

427
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,640
It's okay.

428
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:45,500
It's got some sand in it but I think
it's actually gonna make it better.

429
00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:46,740
It looks better.

430
00:20:54,299 --> 00:20:55,700
I really had a nice time today.

431
00:20:55,859 --> 00:20:57,099
-Me too.
-It was great.

432
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,200
It was good.

433
00:21:01,209 --> 00:21:02,209
What?

434
00:21:02,230 --> 00:21:03,230
Nothing.

435
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,619
-You sure you're okay?
-Yeah, I'm good.

436
00:21:06,639 --> 00:21:07,639
-You sure?
-Yeah.

437
00:21:17,090 --> 00:21:18,090
What's wrong?

438
00:21:18,130 --> 00:21:20,090
I don't know, I'm feeling kind of hot.

439
00:21:20,150 --> 00:21:21,430
-You're hot?
-Yeah.
-Alright, hold on.

440
00:21:22,569 --> 00:21:24,029
Just take a second, I'll
be right back.

441
00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:26,150
Okay.

442
00:21:26,549 --> 00:21:27,549
Don't move.

443
00:21:27,710 --> 00:21:28,990
I don't know how this is
going to work out, but

444
00:21:28,990 --> 00:21:30,789
I've seen something like
this on Cinemax before.

445
00:21:31,410 --> 00:21:33,170
Um, Cinemax?

446
00:21:33,350 --> 00:21:34,750
Yeah, Cinemax 2, actually.

447
00:21:35,730 --> 00:21:36,730
It's really cold.

448
00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,670
Here, I'll lift up your arm
and just close it down.

449
00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:40,049
Yeah!

450
00:21:42,150 --> 00:21:43,269
It's good, right?

451
00:21:44,190 --> 00:21:45,390
Yeah, it's good.

452
00:21:45,550 --> 00:21:47,750
And this is what, alright, this
is what they do on Cinemax.

453
00:21:47,990 --> 00:21:48,990
Let me show you how it goes.

454
00:21:49,030 --> 00:21:50,190
Why do they smell like vinegar?

455
00:21:52,849 --> 00:21:54,169
I don't think they smell like vinegar.

456
00:21:54,809 --> 00:21:55,849
They smell a little bit.

457
00:21:55,909 --> 00:21:58,849
This is what they do. The guy puts
it in his mouth and he's like...

458
00:22:00,089 --> 00:22:01,309
He actually doesn't make that noise.

459
00:22:01,349 --> 00:22:02,349
I don't know what I'm talking about.

460
00:22:02,929 --> 00:22:03,929
But thank you guys.

461
00:22:04,129 --> 00:22:05,129
I'll be right back.

462
00:22:07,289 --> 00:22:08,289
Look, I've been through a ball.

463
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,440
They'll do these kinds of things
where they're like...

464
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:14,900
And you see the...

465
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,400
And they're stuck listening
and they're like...

466
00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:18,900
Uh...

467
00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:20,800
And they lick and...

468
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:23,840
Uh...

469
00:22:24,180 --> 00:22:25,180
Yeah.

470
00:22:27,809 --> 00:22:29,149
You're like, quivering right now.

471
00:22:29,230 --> 00:22:30,449
I know, I feel like...

472
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:38,000
Okay, all right, all right,
okay, all right.

473
00:22:38,259 --> 00:22:42,460
I don't really know, um, I think, um.

474
00:22:42,460 --> 00:22:43,460
You're freaking out.

475
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:44,640
I don't know.

476
00:22:48,349 --> 00:22:50,349
I'm sorry, um...

477
00:22:50,789 --> 00:22:51,789
Hannah, what are you...

478
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,599
Do you wanna, um...

479
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:02,759
you can't

480
00:23:04,779 --> 00:23:05,779
I know I

481
00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:10,700
know what you're gonna say so I'm not

482
00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:13,640
gonna say anything I'm
not saying anything

483
00:23:17,819 --> 00:23:18,819
Mmm.

484
00:23:23,150 --> 00:23:29,090
I just I don't think you um
can I just be honest I

485
00:23:29,090 --> 00:23:34,190
know I'm always like laughing
with you I'm never yeah

486
00:23:40,349 --> 00:23:42,549
I don't think you can
touch me anymore.

487
00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:46,299
Okay.

488
00:23:49,250 --> 00:23:52,609
And you can't just leave me like this.

489
00:23:53,109 --> 00:23:54,109
I'm not.

490
00:23:58,250 --> 00:23:59,430
We please

491
00:24:05,750 --> 00:24:06,750
Hannah?

492
00:24:07,149 --> 00:24:08,149
What?

493
00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:14,430
You want me to go no, I'm sorry.

494
00:24:14,450 --> 00:24:15,610
I'm doing this all wrong.

495
00:24:15,730 --> 00:24:16,730
Um

496
00:24:19,450 --> 00:24:21,910
I'm just going to, like,
make it easier on you.

497
00:24:23,509 --> 00:24:24,509
What?

498
00:24:24,769 --> 00:24:25,950
I'm breaking up with you.

499
00:24:33,169 --> 00:24:37,230
Because you want to break up with
me and you can't do it, so...

500
00:24:37,709 --> 00:24:38,709
Um...

501
00:24:38,709 --> 00:24:39,969
-You know what?
-It's no big deal.

502
00:24:40,129 --> 00:24:44,029
Whatever. It's fine. You
know we have sex and...

503
00:24:44,469 --> 00:24:46,089
You're right. I don't know
your sister's names.

504
00:24:46,569 --> 00:24:47,569
And...

505
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,200
I'm sorry.

506
00:24:52,460 --> 00:24:53,660
And it'll be fine.

507
00:25:02,149 --> 00:25:03,390
I'm like not upset.

508
00:25:04,690 --> 00:25:05,950
I'm like not even upset.

509
00:25:06,150 --> 00:25:07,150
I'm upset.

510
00:25:13,309 --> 00:25:15,750
It's weird. I thought I was gonna be
really upset, but I'm not upset.

511
00:25:16,009 --> 00:25:17,009
I'm really upset

512
00:25:25,750 --> 00:25:26,750
-Okay.
-See you later.

513
00:25:47,049 --> 00:25:48,049
I got a good

514
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:53,529
i got a good day i got a lovely day

515
00:25:55,599 --> 00:25:57,319
I got a lovely day.

516
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:58,899
I got a lovely day

517
00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:06,500
♪

518
00:26:06,750 --> 00:26:11,750
♪

519
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:17,000
♪

520
00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:22,250
♪

521
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:27,500
♪

522
00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:29,038
Yeah

523
00:26:29,039 --> 00:26:34,039
♪

524
00:26:34,289 --> 00:26:39,289
♪

525
00:26:39,539 --> 00:26:44,500
♪

526
00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:51,790
I'll do the same for you, come back.

527
00:26:52,050 --> 00:26:53,690
I also own a fucking lion ass.

528
00:26:57,049 --> 00:26:58,690
She can't make you do it.

529
00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:06,080
Am I blocking it?

530
00:27:11,069 --> 00:27:12,069
Oh

531
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,880
And you have to get me in it.

532
00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:17,120
Too late.

533
00:27:17,740 --> 00:27:18,799
No, no.

534
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:20,720
It's gonna wait.

535
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:22,720
Oh, come on!

536
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:23,920
Jeez.

537
00:27:24,279 --> 00:27:25,279
No!

538
00:27:27,559 --> 00:27:33,000
What I'm saying is that, like,
I feel like most plays try to

539
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:37,539
speak to something about human nature
that the player finds is true.

540
00:27:39,740 --> 00:27:43,400
And I think that it's hip
right now to look at

541
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,319
the world and have it be
grim in a certain way.

542
00:27:47,059 --> 00:27:50,740
Like, that everyone's fucking
each other over.

543
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:56,700
But I just think that the most
massive tragedy is not

544
00:27:56,700 --> 00:27:58,460
that people are trying to
fuck each other over

545
00:27:58,460 --> 00:28:01,660
purposefully, which seems like that's
what a lot of plays are about.

546
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:05,160
The most massive tragedy is that nobody
really actually listens to each other.

547
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,400
It's everybody going like this.

548
00:28:07,559 --> 00:28:09,960
They're just like, everybody's
in love with the wrong person

549
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:13,200
and nobody actually, like, hears what
anybody else is saying ever.

550
00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:20,600
And I, you know, I have to take off my

551
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,540
goggles because I'm going to
say something important.

552
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,920
I mean, like, that's, that's like...

553
00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:30,440
That's like why Shakespeare's
so tragic.

554
00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:33,080
It's it is tragic on the scale
of like people are

555
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,039
doing terrible things But
it's also tragic because

556
00:28:35,039 --> 00:28:38,279
nobody hears what the other
person is saying Nobody.

557
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,220
I'm trying to hear what
you're saying I

558
00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:44,559
know I just get really frustrated.

559
00:28:44,559 --> 00:28:45,640
I'm trying to really listen.

560
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:50,400
I get really frustrated because
I love things so much And I

561
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:55,240
and I feel like my that what what
I do is so trite and small

562
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:05,000
♪

563
00:29:05,250 --> 00:29:10,000
♪

564
00:29:12,049 --> 00:29:13,309
Okay, I got something.

565
00:29:14,230 --> 00:29:15,230
This'll cheer you up.

566
00:29:15,430 --> 00:29:16,589
-Okay.
-Are you ready?
-Yeah.

567
00:29:16,710 --> 00:29:19,750
I figured out this weekend
how to get a six-pack.

568
00:29:20,430 --> 00:29:22,909
Without going to the gym
or dieting or...

569
00:29:22,909 --> 00:29:23,970
-Sure.
-Doing sit-ups.

570
00:29:24,509 --> 00:29:25,509
You wanna see it?

571
00:29:25,789 --> 00:29:27,430
Yes. It's amazing. It's
like so simple.

572
00:29:27,609 --> 00:29:29,569
-Yeah?
-Okay.
-Wait a minute.

573
00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:30,769
Okay.

574
00:29:30,930 --> 00:29:31,930
Okay.

575
00:29:34,289 --> 00:29:35,329
Do we have to do anything?

576
00:29:35,430 --> 00:29:36,869
No, no. Just watch. Just
sit right here.

577
00:29:36,869 --> 00:29:37,970
-Ready?
-Okay, wait.

578
00:29:37,970 --> 00:29:42,210
So, all you have to do is let
the air out of your lungs.

579
00:29:47,950 --> 00:29:48,990
You look like E.T.

580
00:29:50,910 --> 00:29:52,110
You're obvious, Matt.

581
00:29:53,130 --> 00:29:54,490
It looks like sex, Matt.

582
00:29:56,269 --> 00:29:58,269
Where do you get this line from, Matt?

583
00:29:58,430 --> 00:29:59,650
This is amazingly deep.

584
00:29:59,750 --> 00:30:01,730
I think when I said,
hey, you wanna see?

585
00:30:01,910 --> 00:30:02,910
That's it.

586
00:30:03,210 --> 00:30:04,569
This is a pack of hot dogs.

587
00:30:05,490 --> 00:30:06,490
Come on.

588
00:30:08,230 --> 00:30:09,230
That's amazing.

589
00:30:09,430 --> 00:30:10,430
Can you do that again?

590
00:30:10,470 --> 00:30:12,130
How many dogs is that?

591
00:30:12,870 --> 00:30:16,390
I'm the only one I know who
can do a proper six.

592
00:30:16,390 --> 00:30:17,390
There's two on each side.

593
00:30:17,850 --> 00:30:19,670
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

594
00:30:19,910 --> 00:30:20,910
Ten dogs.

595
00:30:20,970 --> 00:30:23,069
I can't believe how low you
can get your boobs.

596
00:30:27,799 --> 00:30:31,720
If I had a handlebar mustache this you
could it's so weird cuz now you

597
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:35,619
actually do Yeah, yeah, I think that's
a lot more impressive, but your

598
00:30:35,619 --> 00:30:40,539
pet your pecs are like on your shoulders
Superman That's a Halloween cop.

599
00:30:40,559 --> 00:30:45,899
All right Come on I feel much better.

600
00:30:46,339 --> 00:30:47,339
I really yes.

601
00:30:47,419 --> 00:30:50,139
Thank you. You can't be nice
to my boyfriend anymore.

602
00:30:50,339 --> 00:30:51,599
I don't know his name

603
00:30:55,399 --> 00:30:59,460
Yeah We don't even need all we just

604
00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:02,019
bring that that's barbecue on feet.

605
00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:04,399
Yeah That sounds good.

606
00:31:04,539 --> 00:31:09,440
Okay, so before you came in I Was
before the entertainment.

607
00:31:10,259 --> 00:31:14,539
I was in the middle of the story
about The phone call I had

608
00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:18,740
this weekend with with was Marvin
with the agent Mastery agent.

609
00:31:18,799 --> 00:31:19,799
It's good already.

610
00:31:19,799 --> 00:31:23,159
I don't know. Well, the back story
is a couple months ago.

611
00:31:23,359 --> 00:31:26,919
I get an email from this guy Marvin

612
00:31:26,919 --> 00:31:29,500
the New York agent and he is

613
00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:33,619
He says he's a fan of the blog and
that I'm a fan of the blog too.

614
00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:38,019
Thank you. Yeah, that's great
And so he says that he he

615
00:31:38,019 --> 00:31:41,980
wants to you know, go around and
pitch this to Publishing

616
00:31:41,980 --> 00:31:46,399
houses is something to do in print
form And that's gonna be a book.

617
00:31:46,519 --> 00:31:48,619
Well, we're you're like
two or three or five

618
00:31:48,619 --> 00:31:52,440
or six or seven or eight
steps ahead Am I wrong?

619
00:31:52,679 --> 00:31:54,740
His blog's gonna be well,
this is no well, the

620
00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:57,559
conversation this weekend was
that he's he made it sound

621
00:31:57,559 --> 00:32:01,240
like there was actual like Nibbles
or that like we could

622
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:06,039
be expecting, you know to get it's
amazing real Bids in this week.

623
00:32:06,079 --> 00:32:10,159
It is kind of amazing I'm kind
of that's that's really cool.

624
00:32:10,359 --> 00:32:13,420
It would be cool. It would be cool and
it's great because it's already

625
00:32:13,420 --> 00:32:18,639
all written You just have to like put
it together and oh I'm so sorry.

626
00:32:18,679 --> 00:32:19,700
I was trying to learn as well.

627
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:20,720
I'm sorry

628
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:28,799
So now you're you're you've experienced
success in so many

629
00:32:28,799 --> 00:32:32,019
television, you know I'm gonna
tell you I'm gonna tell you

630
00:32:32,019 --> 00:32:37,899
something that I wouldn't sorry missing
and I'm Allowing myself to enjoy

631
00:32:40,739 --> 00:32:41,739
Good

632
00:32:43,170 --> 00:32:48,159
No, now the barbecue has
a purpose guys, right?

633
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:53,220
It's Paul's barbecue or his book
Let's come dressed as Paul

634
00:32:57,919 --> 00:32:59,500
Just in case

635
00:33:05,279 --> 00:33:07,299
I just had it just in case cuz I get

636
00:33:11,460 --> 00:33:16,659
Yeah, I need glasses then I left
mine, oh wait, they're outside

637
00:33:16,659 --> 00:33:19,480
once I get over here and you're gonna
wear your watch upside down

638
00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:27,179
Paul style, that's the move It's
always later than you think

639
00:33:30,690 --> 00:33:33,250
Um, we should probably get
at work at some point.

640
00:33:33,450 --> 00:33:34,450
You're already working.

641
00:33:36,269 --> 00:33:37,269
You need...

642
00:33:37,269 --> 00:33:38,530
-Yes?
-You're working hard.

643
00:33:41,009 --> 00:33:42,009
So...

644
00:33:44,299 --> 00:33:45,640
I can't do an impression.

645
00:33:46,180 --> 00:33:47,440
That was kind of cool.

646
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:48,860
It made me sound like Nicholson
or something.

647
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,059
Nicholson? All you have to do
is be self-deprecating.

648
00:33:51,059 --> 00:33:53,140
I'm self-deprecating. Yeah.
False humilities.

649
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,480
Mumble.

650
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:58,039
Yeah. Do you want to ride
out on my birthday?

651
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:03,080
Yes, I was just going to launch
into complaining.

652
00:34:03,220 --> 00:34:04,680
-It's running like a dream.
-Yeah, I was

653
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,779
just going to start complaining
about the bus.

654
00:34:07,220 --> 00:34:08,320
-Absolutely.
-It's so hot.

655
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,179
I love that. Pretty soon,
when this book

656
00:34:10,179 --> 00:34:11,559
hits, I'm going to be
able to afford it.

657
00:34:11,559 --> 00:34:14,139
Just honk at me as you pass
me on the bridge.

658
00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:17,599
That's where most people throw their
garbage at me while I'm paddling.

659
00:34:18,220 --> 00:34:19,900
It would be nice if you just...

660
00:34:19,900 --> 00:34:21,220
That part slipped out, right?

661
00:34:22,019 --> 00:34:23,559
Someone threw a big gulp at me once.

662
00:34:27,650 --> 00:34:30,510
Do you want to come up
and meet my roommate?

663
00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:32,970
-Absolutely.
-Yeah?
-Cool, thanks.

664
00:34:33,210 --> 00:34:34,210
Alright.

665
00:34:34,210 --> 00:34:36,170
Thank you. That was less
painful than I thought.

666
00:34:36,710 --> 00:34:37,710
Yeah, okay.

667
00:34:37,829 --> 00:34:38,829
Cool.

668
00:34:38,849 --> 00:34:39,849
Hey, it's Braco.

669
00:34:39,990 --> 00:34:40,990
Hey.

670
00:34:41,150 --> 00:34:42,190
Do you remember Paul?

671
00:34:42,590 --> 00:34:43,590
At the party?

672
00:34:43,630 --> 00:34:44,750
Yeah, how are you?

673
00:34:45,030 --> 00:34:46,030
Good, how are you?

674
00:34:46,030 --> 00:34:47,030
Good, okay.

675
00:34:47,130 --> 00:34:48,730
-Nice to see you again.
-Yeah, you too.

676
00:34:48,990 --> 00:34:49,990
Bye.

677
00:34:51,150 --> 00:34:52,210
Do you like your apartment?

678
00:34:52,269 --> 00:34:53,269
Oh, well, yeah.

679
00:34:53,570 --> 00:34:54,930
-Yeah.
-It's our place.
-We like it, too.

680
00:34:56,150 --> 00:34:57,150
It's peaceful.

681
00:34:57,590 --> 00:34:59,570
It's good. Yeah. The yellow
in the middle is

682
00:34:59,570 --> 00:35:01,470
the app, and then the red
psychs you up again.

683
00:35:01,650 --> 00:35:04,230
-Yeah.
-The blue, it's balanced.

684
00:35:04,230 --> 00:35:05,950
Do you want to sit down?

685
00:35:06,050 --> 00:35:07,050
OK.

686
00:35:09,180 --> 00:35:12,180
Paul just gave me a ride home
from work, so it's nice.

687
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,900
Yeah. Awesome. What are
you up to here?

688
00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:16,180
Nothing.

689
00:35:16,620 --> 00:35:17,620
Hanging out.

690
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:19,780
Just, like, killing time.

691
00:35:20,740 --> 00:35:24,180
Looking for a job, but not really
looking for a job right now.

692
00:35:24,340 --> 00:35:25,860
I'm just kind of...

693
00:35:25,860 --> 00:35:26,860
I'm going to go.

694
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:28,200
Okay.

695
00:35:28,340 --> 00:35:29,460
I'm just going to go outside.

696
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:32,800
I've been in here for
a really long time.

697
00:35:32,860 --> 00:35:33,860
Okay.

698
00:35:33,860 --> 00:35:35,500
Okay? Yeah. Alright,
I'll see you guys.

699
00:35:35,660 --> 00:35:37,960
Very nice to see you. Yeah,
nice to see you again.

700
00:35:38,060 --> 00:35:39,060
Bye.

701
00:35:39,060 --> 00:35:40,060
Bye.

702
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:52,500
Do you think I'm doing okay at work?

703
00:35:53,599 --> 00:35:54,699
I think you're, yeah, of course.

704
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:58,539
I think you're doing great at work.

705
00:35:58,539 --> 00:35:59,539
Here.

706
00:35:59,860 --> 00:36:00,860
Oh.

707
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:02,320
Hello?

708
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:05,119
Yes. Okay. I think you're
doing a great job.

709
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:11,679
I think you are ridiculously
bright, and I

710
00:36:11,679 --> 00:36:15,239
think you have a great spirit.

711
00:36:16,420 --> 00:36:20,840
And I think that you're probably
the smartest person there.

712
00:36:21,619 --> 00:36:25,019
And I think that Matt
and I wouldn't be

713
00:36:25,019 --> 00:36:28,519
subsumed in our own muck without
you to lift us out.

714
00:36:30,860 --> 00:36:34,559
And that's why I go to work every day.

715
00:36:43,230 --> 00:36:44,230
Thank you.

716
00:36:46,029 --> 00:36:47,150
You're welcome.

717
00:36:49,769 --> 00:36:51,250
Gotta go now.

718
00:36:51,969 --> 00:36:53,829
It's the longest discharge I've
been doing in my life.

719
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:02,000
♪

720
00:37:02,250 --> 00:37:07,250
♪

721
00:37:10,150 --> 00:37:11,849
I want you to look at these
ideas that I have.

722
00:37:11,869 --> 00:37:13,769
-Oh, cool.
-Halloween costume ideas.

723
00:37:13,910 --> 00:37:17,750
You will go as a ghost smelting
a-o'-lantern.

724
00:37:17,990 --> 00:37:19,110
It's not done yet.

725
00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:21,910
I thought it would be really
cool to have a costume

726
00:37:22,389 --> 00:37:25,490
where it's a ghost and all the
classic things together.

727
00:37:51,449 --> 00:37:53,469
Good, good, good.

728
00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:05,500
♪

729
00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:10,000
♪

730
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:25,800
Ha ha.

731
00:38:31,969 --> 00:38:34,909
Are you drunk?

732
00:38:43,449 --> 00:38:44,449
Uh-huh.

733
00:38:44,849 --> 00:38:45,849
Can I come in?

734
00:38:46,089 --> 00:38:47,089
Of course.

735
00:38:47,089 --> 00:38:48,089
Is it okay if I pee?

736
00:38:48,269 --> 00:38:49,269
Obviously.

737
00:38:49,569 --> 00:38:50,809
-Okay.
-I'm coming in.

738
00:38:51,029 --> 00:38:52,029
-Okay.
-Thanks.

739
00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:58,700
Um, this is the first time I've
peed in front of you.

740
00:38:59,860 --> 00:39:01,280
It's special to say.

741
00:39:03,460 --> 00:39:04,920
I can't even see you.

742
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,000
I mean, not that, I don't know, that's
not part of it, I guess.

743
00:39:08,639 --> 00:39:10,400
But I can't see anything
without my glasses.

744
00:39:12,550 --> 00:39:14,510
But maybe later I can watch you feed.

745
00:39:14,610 --> 00:39:15,610
Yeah, maybe.

746
00:39:15,610 --> 00:39:16,730
We'll put it on the docket.

747
00:39:18,769 --> 00:39:20,190
No, I think it's kind of sweet.

748
00:39:20,370 --> 00:39:21,570
It's kind of...

749
00:39:21,570 --> 00:39:24,130
I don't know. Romantic in an
old person's head, right?

750
00:39:24,610 --> 00:39:25,610
Mm-hmm.

751
00:39:27,090 --> 00:39:28,090
Anyway, I'm done.

752
00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:29,250
Okay.

753
00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:30,250
I'm gonna go to your desk.

754
00:39:30,310 --> 00:39:31,590
-Can I have you?
-Okay. Yeah, I'm ready.

755
00:39:32,590 --> 00:39:33,590
Oh.

756
00:39:33,870 --> 00:39:34,870
Got it.

757
00:39:34,870 --> 00:39:35,970
You can't even see me.

758
00:39:36,150 --> 00:39:37,470
No, I can only see where you are.

759
00:39:37,590 --> 00:39:38,590
You connected it well.

760
00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:39,610
Okay.

761
00:39:39,610 --> 00:39:40,610
See you.

762
00:39:40,930 --> 00:39:41,930
Bye.

763
00:39:43,570 --> 00:39:45,670
Look at that crazy guy.

764
00:39:45,850 --> 00:39:46,990
-Mm-hmm.
-Do you see him?

765
00:39:48,310 --> 00:39:49,310
Do you see what he's doing?

766
00:39:49,769 --> 00:39:51,050
Um, I don't...

767
00:39:51,050 --> 00:39:52,390
But I don't really understand.

768
00:39:53,110 --> 00:39:54,570
No, I've never seen that
technique before.

769
00:39:54,789 --> 00:39:55,789
Yeah.

770
00:39:55,870 --> 00:39:56,910
He's the pioneer.

771
00:39:57,150 --> 00:39:58,150
He's so wild.

772
00:39:58,370 --> 00:39:59,810
Matt, you have to come see this guy.

773
00:39:59,930 --> 00:40:01,170
This is one of the old-time...

774
00:40:01,170 --> 00:40:02,830
-Yeah.
-...greats.
-This is like...

775
00:40:02,830 --> 00:40:05,050
Crazy guy on the streets. This
is A1 quality crazy.

776
00:40:05,190 --> 00:40:06,190
Matt.

777
00:40:06,190 --> 00:40:10,289
Matt. Matt. Matt, you have to
come see the crazy guy.

778
00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:11,410
Matt's not normal.

779
00:40:11,410 --> 00:40:12,690
-Matt.
-Oh, Matt.

780
00:40:12,810 --> 00:40:14,789
Come see the crazy guy with us.

781
00:40:15,170 --> 00:40:16,390
-Matt.
-Matt, he's gonna finish...

782
00:40:16,390 --> 00:40:17,570
This is also a lifetime thing.

783
00:40:17,670 --> 00:40:18,690
I gotta finish this.

784
00:40:18,870 --> 00:40:19,870
I gotta go see him.

785
00:40:19,870 --> 00:40:22,610
You're missing one of
Chicago's premier...

786
00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:25,500
That's it.

787
00:40:25,599 --> 00:40:28,179
Can I smell these roses and
look at the crazy guy?

788
00:40:32,789 --> 00:40:37,650
Matt you're totally missing
this Bye, crazy guy.

789
00:40:37,809 --> 00:40:38,809
These are for you.

790
00:40:43,559 --> 00:40:44,899
Alright, alright. What
do you want us to do?

791
00:40:44,940 --> 00:40:46,179
Do you want us to work for you, ma'am?

792
00:40:46,299 --> 00:40:47,299
Are you okay?

793
00:40:47,839 --> 00:40:49,679
No, no, he's in the zone,
I understand.

794
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,159
I've seen this man work before.

795
00:40:51,759 --> 00:40:52,759
He's in the zone?

796
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,000
Yeah.

797
00:40:54,399 --> 00:41:00,159
What can we do to help you through
your time of trouble?

798
00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,059
It's like we're going to
marriage counseling.

799
00:41:02,559 --> 00:41:03,559
Sorry.

800
00:41:03,659 --> 00:41:05,699
Yeah, why don't you help
us for a change, ma'am?

801
00:41:05,799 --> 00:41:06,799
Sure, alright.

802
00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:10,299
Matt, you better not be
like this tonight.

803
00:41:13,849 --> 00:41:15,889
-Come on.
-What?
-It's for your hair?

804
00:41:16,230 --> 00:41:17,230
Yeah.

805
00:41:18,389 --> 00:41:19,710
Stop smelling roses, man.

806
00:41:19,730 --> 00:41:20,750
Don't give him my flowers.

807
00:41:20,829 --> 00:41:21,829
I'm not giving them to him.

808
00:41:23,949 --> 00:41:26,889
Hit us, what are- what are
Brian and I doing today?

809
00:41:26,889 --> 00:41:27,889
I just have to finish the scene.

810
00:41:28,230 --> 00:41:31,929
Okay. Okay. And I'm- I'm honestly,
you guys have fun, and

811
00:41:31,929 --> 00:41:34,489
keep doing what you're doing, but
don't- Don't involve you.

812
00:41:34,489 --> 00:41:35,689
I feel like you have
to suck me into it.

813
00:41:35,750 --> 00:41:38,049
Yeah, I'm just trying to- I don't want

814
00:41:38,049 --> 00:41:40,349
to be here doing this,
but I am, so, okay?

815
00:41:40,449 --> 00:41:41,449
Okay.

816
00:41:41,449 --> 00:41:42,449
Okay.

817
00:41:59,099 --> 00:42:01,119
I'm taking less of this concentration.

818
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,180
Fade to black.

819
00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:15,559
We're in trouble.

820
00:42:15,599 --> 00:42:16,599
I don't know.

821
00:42:16,599 --> 00:42:17,980
I've never seen him do that before

822
00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:23,260
Yeah, I'm fine.

823
00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:24,659
-I'm so clumsy.
-What did he do?

824
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:25,760
Look at that, wow.

825
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,800
He bruised in seconds flat.

826
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,000
It says that.

827
00:42:29,539 --> 00:42:30,539
Thank you.

828
00:42:30,659 --> 00:42:31,659
Thank you.

829
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:34,440
I'll fix this.

830
00:42:34,699 --> 00:42:35,699
This is my fault.

831
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:36,940
No, this is me.

832
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:38,840
Yeah, okay.

833
00:42:38,980 --> 00:42:40,079
This is my problem.

834
00:42:40,199 --> 00:42:41,780
I still feel like it's
kind of my problem.

835
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:42,920
I swear to God he's good.

836
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:46,219
-I'll talk to him.
-I love your garden.

837
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,000
Thanks.

838
00:42:49,159 --> 00:42:50,380
I like it too.

839
00:42:50,460 --> 00:42:51,460
What are these?

840
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:54,280
God, I don't know.

841
00:42:56,650 --> 00:42:57,809
What are those?

842
00:42:58,250 --> 00:42:59,250
Put them there.

843
00:43:01,289 --> 00:43:02,289
They're magnets.

844
00:43:03,190 --> 00:43:04,750
So that was like a funny joke?

845
00:43:05,150 --> 00:43:06,150
Uh, was it?

846
00:43:07,110 --> 00:43:08,210
Put it on the table.

847
00:43:08,789 --> 00:43:09,789
And I'll let go of it.

848
00:43:13,309 --> 00:43:14,309
That's neat.

849
00:43:15,170 --> 00:43:17,069
Hold one end and we'll try
to push them together.

850
00:43:17,489 --> 00:43:18,489
Okay.

851
00:43:18,569 --> 00:43:19,989
You mean like against?

852
00:43:20,210 --> 00:43:21,210
Yeah.

853
00:43:21,210 --> 00:43:22,210
They can't do it.

854
00:43:22,509 --> 00:43:23,509
They like each other too much.

855
00:43:25,630 --> 00:43:26,630
Alright, there we go.

856
00:43:26,829 --> 00:43:27,829
Yeah, we got it.

857
00:43:28,069 --> 00:43:29,190
It's like...

858
00:43:31,429 --> 00:43:33,349
-No!
-I want to ask you...

859
00:43:33,989 --> 00:43:34,989
-What are you...
-That

860
00:43:36,949 --> 00:43:38,509
-looks...
-That looks painful.

861
00:43:38,789 --> 00:43:40,569
What do you need to ask me?

862
00:43:40,569 --> 00:43:43,069
Okay, I want to know what you
think of Bush League.

863
00:43:44,150 --> 00:43:45,150
I like it.

864
00:43:46,369 --> 00:43:47,369
It's great.

865
00:43:48,869 --> 00:43:49,869
Alright, wait.

866
00:43:49,969 --> 00:43:50,969
Give me...

867
00:43:51,469 --> 00:43:52,469
Give me the marbles.

868
00:43:52,489 --> 00:43:53,489
Why?

869
00:43:53,710 --> 00:43:56,329
I want you to take...

870
00:43:56,329 --> 00:43:58,009
Can I have them back, please?

871
00:44:01,190 --> 00:44:04,170
This is what you get for hanging out
with someone younger than you.

872
00:44:05,250 --> 00:44:07,210
Oh, Bill, I'm in trouble.

873
00:44:07,449 --> 00:44:08,610
Take the marbles out of your nose.

874
00:44:09,190 --> 00:44:10,190
No.

875
00:44:11,250 --> 00:44:12,250
Sorry, Dad.

876
00:44:13,010 --> 00:44:14,949
You and Paul talk about this
stuff all the time.

877
00:44:15,010 --> 00:44:16,010
Yeah.

878
00:44:16,010 --> 00:44:18,110
You know how he feels about it, right?

879
00:44:18,130 --> 00:44:19,210
I know how he feels, yeah.

880
00:44:19,650 --> 00:44:20,809
I don't really like things that are,

881
00:44:20,889 --> 00:44:23,869
like, sort of explicitly
about what they are.

882
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:35,320
I think it's both preaching to
the choir, and I think, and I

883
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,700
think you're, because of that,
like your audience is limited

884
00:44:38,700 --> 00:44:42,019
because it's not like someone who
is really conservative is gonna

885
00:44:42,019 --> 00:44:45,920
turn on this show and then their minds will
be changed by what they see on TV.

886
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,519
I don't think it's gonna like
change the world or

887
00:44:47,519 --> 00:44:49,820
get Bush in, but I don't understand
why, if we're

888
00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:52,880
working on it, why we can't be
like, this is really good.

889
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:56,000
And now you're, now you're, when you're
talking, you sound just like him.

890
00:44:56,100 --> 00:44:57,539
Like you, you're saying
things that he said.

891
00:44:57,620 --> 00:44:59,340
No, no, no, I really came
to these thoughts on

892
00:44:59,340 --> 00:45:01,700
my own, it's not just because
Paul said them to me.

893
00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:04,560
I know, I know that I do,
but I really, I hate it

894
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:06,620
when people date people and
then they just pair

895
00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:08,160
it with what they say, but that's
not what I'm doing.

896
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:09,840
I actually did believe this before.

897
00:45:09,900 --> 00:45:10,900
Okay.

898
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,000
Her thumbs are so close to me.

899
00:45:13,140 --> 00:45:14,800
That has three lenses, or four lenses.

900
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:16,560
Yeah.

901
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,960
That's, you'll find that common
motif in my three pictures.

902
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,460
Who is that? People pointing. This
picture is special for two.

903
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:24,680
Yeah. Is that the girl sitting
in this? Yeah.

904
00:45:24,860 --> 00:45:25,860
Her name's Margot.

905
00:45:25,940 --> 00:45:29,840
It's when something comes out at you, like,
and it shoots in the direction.

906
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:33,500
This one's great because number one,
you're really handsome in it.

907
00:45:33,620 --> 00:45:34,620
Thank you.

908
00:45:35,180 --> 00:45:38,120
And, um, oh, number two, cause
it snapped right in for me.

909
00:45:38,220 --> 00:45:41,060
Like it usually, that was my 3D.

910
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:42,160
My friend Charlie took that.

911
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:43,539
It's actually, he's really good.

912
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:45,060
You're playing the trumpet.

913
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,200
Yeah.

914
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,120
That's not important. Look,
he looks like Tom Cruise.

915
00:45:49,660 --> 00:45:50,820
I play the trumpet.

916
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:52,640
You play the trumpet?

917
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:53,880
Yeah.

918
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,980
For real? You look like,
I play the trumpet.

919
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,000
Jessica Lyon.

920
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,000
I play the mean trumpet.

921
00:45:58,039 --> 00:45:59,039
Do you really?

922
00:45:59,039 --> 00:46:01,300
Yeah. I played in my high
school marching band.

923
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:02,400
You're kidding.

924
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:06,100
I've, I've, I got a trumpet like five
years ago and I took lessons.

925
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:09,039
That's so wild. Yeah. My teacher, my teacher
at the time said I was a natural.

926
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:10,780
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
-Cause of my lip.

927
00:46:10,980 --> 00:46:11,980
Cause I have a big fat lip.

928
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:13,560
That's so funny.

929
00:46:13,660 --> 00:46:14,740
I really do play the trumpet.

930
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:16,320
Do you still play?

931
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,420
I play occasionally with Rocco.

932
00:46:18,519 --> 00:46:20,240
Yeah, it's fun. You have a trumpet
here in this apartment.

933
00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:23,440
Yeah, I do. Are you kidding?
Yeah, I definitely do.

934
00:46:23,460 --> 00:46:24,460
I didn't know that.

935
00:46:24,460 --> 00:46:28,000
Yeah, and, and I, and I, uh,
no, I played in junior high

936
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,519
and high school and I've kind of
like kept it up since, but.

937
00:46:31,300 --> 00:46:32,300
You have kept it up.

938
00:46:32,420 --> 00:46:33,420
A bit, a bit.

939
00:46:33,539 --> 00:46:35,180
Yeah, not entirely.

940
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,920
That's crazy. Yeah, I've never met
anyone who plays the trumpet.

941
00:46:38,019 --> 00:46:41,140
We should play. I have like
some music with a duets.

942
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:42,960
Yeah, two parts.

943
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,519
We could, we could get together.

944
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:45,600
We could play.

945
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,140
Rocco, are you gonna get in on that?

946
00:46:47,620 --> 00:46:48,620
I could.

947
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,800
Maybe it would just be a double duet.

948
00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:53,519
That'd be awesome. I
haven't played in a

949
00:46:53,519 --> 00:46:55,080
couple of years, so I'd
like an excuse to.

950
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:56,420
-Agreement.
-Yeah, seriously.

951
00:46:56,940 --> 00:46:57,940
Shake.

952
00:46:58,260 --> 00:46:59,260
Yeah.

953
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:00,840
We're playing the trumpet.

954
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:02,260
-That's awesome.
-We should do that.

955
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:06,620
I did not even know there was such a thing
as a, you want me to, you do me.

956
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,200
Okay, you get in there.

957
00:47:08,539 --> 00:47:10,320
What's that? Hold me?
No, are you okay?

958
00:47:10,519 --> 00:47:12,500
I'm fine. Alright, this
one's for you, Paul.

959
00:47:12,940 --> 00:47:14,100
-Okay.
-This one's for you.
-Okay.

960
00:47:14,380 --> 00:47:15,380
I think you'll like it.

961
00:47:15,539 --> 00:47:16,539
Oh, yeah.

962
00:47:16,539 --> 00:47:19,680
Wait, wait, wait. What is it? Well, it's
gonna take me a minute to get it.

963
00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:20,720
To snap it.

964
00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:21,940
-Here, this one's for you.
-I like it.

965
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,000
Okay.

966
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,780
Wow, I'm so excited we both
play the trumpet.

967
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:27,280
I know, I feel like I found a friend.

968
00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:30,220
Yeah. Yeah. It's like we're musical
soulmates because very few

969
00:47:30,220 --> 00:47:33,039
people choose the trumpet as the
instrument they want to play.

970
00:47:33,220 --> 00:47:34,220
It's a harsh instrument.

971
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:35,800
-Yeah.
-Not social.

972
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:36,998
No.

973
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:42,000
♪

974
00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:44,000
♪

975
00:47:44,250 --> 00:47:49,190
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, so I'm

976
00:47:51,269 --> 00:47:52,269
Yeah

977
00:47:54,809 --> 00:47:57,769
Yeah, you know Marcus, okay.

978
00:47:58,849 --> 00:47:59,969
Oh, I'm ready.

979
00:48:00,150 --> 00:48:02,210
I'm ready for anything, okay, okay?

980
00:48:09,789 --> 00:48:12,710
-Stay?
-That was incredibly aggressive.

981
00:48:13,590 --> 00:48:14,590
It was...

982
00:48:14,590 --> 00:48:16,310
What do you want me to do?

983
00:48:16,470 --> 00:48:18,230
I don't know. I wanted
a soft, tender one.

984
00:48:18,410 --> 00:48:20,630
I don't know. I don't feel
very soft and tender.

985
00:48:23,199 --> 00:48:24,199
Jungle cat.

986
00:48:25,639 --> 00:48:26,639
Okay, fine.

987
00:48:27,059 --> 00:48:28,059
Fine.

988
00:48:28,980 --> 00:48:29,980
That was too soft.

989
00:48:30,039 --> 00:48:31,439
I was looking for something
in the middle.

990
00:48:31,939 --> 00:48:32,939
But we'll come back to that.

991
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:33,960
We're going to work on that.

992
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:35,239
Tomorrow.

993
00:48:37,819 --> 00:48:38,819
And tonight.

994
00:48:40,900 --> 00:48:42,000
You could work, too, you know.

995
00:48:42,559 --> 00:48:43,559
Work on what?

996
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:44,960
You?

997
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,840
-No.
-You're gonna work on me tomorrow.

998
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:47,960
No, I'm gonna work on my play.

999
00:48:48,099 --> 00:48:49,099
Exactly.

1000
00:48:49,300 --> 00:48:50,300
Soft and tender.

1001
00:48:50,539 --> 00:48:51,539
Because you understand.

1002
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:53,160
I understand.

1003
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:54,760
The work of the writer.

1004
00:48:55,639 --> 00:48:56,639
Right?

1005
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:57,760
Yeah, I got it.

1006
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,160
This is exactly what Eugene
O'Neill would have done.

1007
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,500
Yeah, well, Eugene O'Neill
was an alcoholic.

1008
00:49:06,900 --> 00:49:09,000
and a fucking awesome writer.

1009
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,400
Anyway, that's not the point.

1010
00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:17,340
The point is that I am crazy about

1011
00:49:17,340 --> 00:49:19,000
you and that's why tomorrow we're

1012
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,440
gonna seriously consummate this tension
that we're working on tonight.

1013
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:24,200
Okay, fine.

1014
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:25,400
Or consummate.

1015
00:49:25,620 --> 00:49:26,700
-Okay, fine.
-Yeah?
-Okay.

1016
00:49:27,139 --> 00:49:28,139
Okay.

1017
00:49:28,139 --> 00:49:30,099
-Bye.
-Okay, see you tomorrow?

1018
00:49:30,380 --> 00:49:34,240
You're not mad? See you tomorrow?
I'm gonna kiss your wound.

1019
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,400
Yeah.

1020
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:36,400
That's a sign of devotion.

1021
00:49:37,740 --> 00:49:39,019
You should stay.

1022
00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:41,240
No.

1023
00:49:41,559 --> 00:49:43,400
Careful. No. I'm gonna
break something.

1024
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:44,720
I'm not gonna break anything.

1025
00:49:44,900 --> 00:49:46,380
-Okay.
-Okay.
-I'll see

1026
00:49:47,559 --> 00:49:48,559
-I'll miss you already.
-Yeah.

1027
00:49:50,900 --> 00:49:51,900
Bye.

1028
00:49:54,619 --> 00:49:56,719
Godspeed. I don't deserve
you, you've been great.

1029
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:58,460
Goodnight. Goodnight.
See you tomorrow.

1030
00:49:58,559 --> 00:49:59,579
-Goodnight.
-Take care.

1031
00:49:59,839 --> 00:50:00,839
-Yeah.
-Be

1032
00:50:01,299 --> 00:50:02,559
♪

1033
00:50:02,559 --> 00:50:03,819
-I come back.
-I will be.

1034
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,000
I'm cute now.

1035
00:50:05,139 --> 00:50:06,159
-I know.
-Yeah.

1036
00:50:06,259 --> 00:50:07,639
-I'm sorry.
-Alright.
-Okay.

1037
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:19,500
♪

1038
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:29,500
♪

1039
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:37,000
♪

1040
00:50:37,250 --> 00:50:38,500
♪

1041
00:50:45,789 --> 00:50:49,889
okay okay okay all right okay so here

1042
00:50:49,889 --> 00:50:54,549
we go with the 1812 I don't

1043
00:50:54,549 --> 00:50:59,690
really don't expect anything all right
I'm gonna face embarrassment

1044
00:51:02,630 --> 00:51:03,650
Could you just look at her?

1045
00:51:03,670 --> 00:51:05,469
This is going to be so humiliating
when you're better than me.

1046
00:51:05,469 --> 00:51:06,469
Just look at her.

1047
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:17,000
♪

1048
00:51:17,250 --> 00:51:22,250
♪

1049
00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:27,500
♪

1050
00:51:27,750 --> 00:51:32,750
♪

1051
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:38,000
♪

1052
00:51:38,250 --> 00:51:43,250
♪

1053
00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:48,500
♪

1054
00:51:48,750 --> 00:51:53,750
♪

1055
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:59,000
♪

1056
00:51:59,409 --> 00:52:00,409
Yeah!

1057
00:52:00,489 --> 00:52:01,489
Yay!

1058
00:52:01,489 --> 00:52:02,489
We were cool!

1059
00:52:03,349 --> 00:52:04,349
You did really well.

1060
00:52:04,369 --> 00:52:06,349
I just gave you the smooth
music right now though.

1061
00:52:06,909 --> 00:52:07,909
I'm actually very good.

1062
00:52:07,989 --> 00:52:08,989
I...

1063
00:52:08,989 --> 00:52:09,989
I'm sure.

1064
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:17,500
♪

1065
00:52:19,940 --> 00:52:22,019
You have a lot of power in your blood.

1066
00:52:22,019 --> 00:52:23,299
-It's a blast.
-That's right.

1067
00:52:23,639 --> 00:52:24,639
Mayonnaise war.

1068
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:30,000
♪

1069
00:52:30,250 --> 00:52:32,599
♪

1070
00:52:32,599 --> 00:52:34,759
So are you looking at the
notes or the numbers?

1071
00:52:35,699 --> 00:52:36,719
I kind of have just memorized.

1072
00:52:39,829 --> 00:52:42,269
But, I mean, originally,
I have to never...

1073
00:52:42,269 --> 00:52:43,369
-Can I take this home?
-Can I bring it?

1074
00:52:43,769 --> 00:52:45,029
Yeah, yeah, yeah, take it home.

1075
00:52:45,169 --> 00:52:46,849
I bring it Monday to work?
Yeah, definitely.

1076
00:52:46,869 --> 00:52:47,869
I'll copy it.

1077
00:52:47,929 --> 00:52:49,369
Okay, because... Do you
want to play together?

1078
00:52:49,469 --> 00:52:50,469
Yeah.

1079
00:52:50,469 --> 00:52:52,809
Go slow. Can we, like, have
a slow beat or something?

1080
00:52:52,969 --> 00:52:53,969
Yeah, go really slow.

1081
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:59,000
♪

1082
00:52:59,250 --> 00:53:04,250
♪

1083
00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:09,500
♪

1084
00:53:09,750 --> 00:53:14,750
♪

1085
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,000
♪

1086
00:53:18,079 --> 00:53:19,280
-Brainstorm.
-Get your mind working.

1087
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:20,400
Exercise it.

1088
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:21,400
Bananas for the brain.

1089
00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:25,400
So, uh, let's say, okay, we get
a new client calling up.

1090
00:53:25,980 --> 00:53:28,240
And, um, yeah, Minnie, just
answer the phone.

1091
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:29,760
Say, bring.

1092
00:53:30,180 --> 00:53:31,180
Bring, bring, bring.

1093
00:53:31,220 --> 00:53:32,220
Okay.

1094
00:53:32,420 --> 00:53:33,840
Hello, this is Minnie DePalma.

1095
00:53:33,940 --> 00:53:37,180
How can I help you? Okay, did you, yeah,
just go over with the phone.

1096
00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:39,240
Okay.

1097
00:53:39,579 --> 00:53:41,619
Okay, so, yeah, say, start over.

1098
00:53:41,820 --> 00:53:42,820
Yeah, so you answer the phone.

1099
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,039
Hey, it's Jim Henson.

1100
00:53:45,900 --> 00:53:47,400
Jim, it's Jim Henson.

1101
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:49,160
-Hello.
-I want you to, okay.

1102
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:50,400
Hello, Mr. Henson.

1103
00:53:50,539 --> 00:53:53,039
Hello, I want you to come up
with a new Muppet for me.

1104
00:53:53,119 --> 00:53:54,119
Can you come up with a new Muppet?

1105
00:53:54,820 --> 00:53:56,079
Wow, I'm really honored.

1106
00:53:56,519 --> 00:53:58,420
Great, okay, so what we're
going to do, okay.

1107
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:01,460
Okay, so we're going to come
up with a new Muppet.

1108
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:03,500
Okay, yeah, so I'm just going
to, yeah, I'm sorry.

1109
00:54:03,519 --> 00:54:05,740
My concern, Marvin, the thing
that I'm concerned

1110
00:54:05,740 --> 00:54:09,240
about is that we keep, you're
talking to them, and

1111
00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:11,059
I feel like you're getting
mixed messages from them.

1112
00:54:11,059 --> 00:54:12,599
I love the pencils.

1113
00:54:12,599 --> 00:54:15,059
And then you relay it to me,
and it's a muddle to me.

1114
00:54:15,260 --> 00:54:20,500
If I could get in touch with the
main, yeah, if I, Catherine

1115
00:54:21,059 --> 00:54:23,940
over there, whoever, whoever's actually
going to be the person.

1116
00:54:24,019 --> 00:54:25,860
I haven't been through this
before, so you tell me.

1117
00:54:29,230 --> 00:54:33,930
okay okay so so Catherine so just
if there's an opportunity and I

1118
00:54:33,930 --> 00:54:38,110
have to go to New York to do that
that's fine but but I think it's

1119
00:54:38,110 --> 00:54:40,450
this thing is only gonna get done
I'm gonna get it cleared up if I

1120
00:54:40,450 --> 00:54:44,450
can understand what they're looking
for and what they're it's hard

1121
00:54:44,450 --> 00:54:47,910
for me to work and do do you know ten
different things over here and

1122
00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:53,329
then you should have all this mm-hmm you
should have all those toys everywhere

1123
00:54:56,750 --> 00:54:59,210
yeah that's fine I mean I'm happy I'm

1124
00:54:59,210 --> 00:55:02,950
glad I'm thrilled let's
write a fire truck

1125
00:55:04,989 --> 00:55:09,849
is that it is that a clever no kid
what starts with F it ends in

1126
00:55:09,849 --> 00:55:15,230
uh that's not that's not a fire
truck you I'm cool that's all

1127
00:55:15,230 --> 00:55:20,490
that's absolutely your do I go to lunch
territory and yeah yeah all

1128
00:55:22,889 --> 00:55:23,889
right

1129
00:55:25,900 --> 00:55:29,280
And, um, and I'll, uh...

1130
00:55:31,929 --> 00:55:34,009
Yeah. Well, I'm on the phone
to you a lot, Martin.

1131
00:55:36,710 --> 00:55:38,150
And I love it. And I love it.

1132
00:55:39,210 --> 00:55:40,210
Keep it coming.

1133
00:55:40,650 --> 00:55:42,670
I don't know. I just feel taken advantage
of because he's like...

1134
00:55:45,410 --> 00:55:48,610
Like, I'm doing all the work, and he doesn't
even like the show, and he...

1135
00:55:48,610 --> 00:55:50,310
-I know.
-I know.
-I just...

1136
00:55:50,850 --> 00:55:51,850
And I'm happy for him.

1137
00:55:51,890 --> 00:55:56,210
Like, I'm happy that he's got things
going on, but I don't know.

1138
00:55:59,050 --> 00:56:00,210
I didn't tell you.

1139
00:56:01,450 --> 00:56:05,310
Take whatever frustration you have
and like multiply it by 50.

1140
00:56:06,810 --> 00:56:08,170
That's like how I'm feeling.

1141
00:56:08,690 --> 00:56:09,690
Because of work?

1142
00:56:10,070 --> 00:56:12,289
No, I mean I like work and he's like

1143
00:56:12,289 --> 00:56:15,110
never, like we're doing,
you know, all of it.

1144
00:56:17,650 --> 00:56:22,990
I don't, he just doesn't, he's like
so unavailable to me at all times.

1145
00:56:23,490 --> 00:56:24,490
Yeah.

1146
00:56:25,289 --> 00:56:29,650
I don't need a lot of time, I just,
I just like every time I try to

1147
00:56:30,130 --> 00:56:33,789
be with him he's always got somewhere
else to go and something to do.

1148
00:56:33,889 --> 00:56:35,590
But I think he's having
like an accelerated

1149
00:56:35,590 --> 00:56:38,450
thing right now with his book,
you know what I mean?

1150
00:56:38,710 --> 00:56:41,630
Yeah, I know, but it's like you
were saying, like, he's

1151
00:56:41,630 --> 00:56:45,630
just like, I mean I don't know I
didn't know him before this.

1152
00:56:45,710 --> 00:56:51,150
Right, right. But I feel like he's,
I don't know, he's in this place

1153
00:56:51,150 --> 00:56:55,309
where he's not very good at balancing
like work and everything else.

1154
00:56:55,590 --> 00:56:57,789
Or even like his work and actual work.

1155
00:56:57,930 --> 00:56:58,930
Have you guys talked about it or?

1156
00:57:00,050 --> 00:57:01,050
Kind of.

1157
00:57:01,110 --> 00:57:02,110
He's crazy about you.

1158
00:57:02,110 --> 00:57:04,329
-I know.
-He's like.
-Yeah?

1159
00:57:04,510 --> 00:57:05,510
Yeah, totally.

1160
00:57:07,210 --> 00:57:12,309
Everyone at the age of, by 13 should
picture where they want to be.

1161
00:57:12,630 --> 00:57:15,030
Picturing, visually picturing where
you want to be in your life.

1162
00:57:16,670 --> 00:57:18,690
And not necessarily it's where
you're going to be,

1163
00:57:18,990 --> 00:57:20,769
but just to sort of have somewhere
you want to go.

1164
00:57:20,829 --> 00:57:22,010
Having ambition, you know?

1165
00:57:22,250 --> 00:57:27,269
Mm-hmm. Brian Dugas on bass got
me through high school.

1166
00:57:29,190 --> 00:57:31,769
But I don't play the bass, you know?

1167
00:57:32,410 --> 00:57:35,410
The bass guitar is what I wanted
to do and never got into it.

1168
00:57:35,590 --> 00:57:36,590
So.

1169
00:57:40,110 --> 00:57:41,990
Job you guys are $74.

1170
00:57:44,650 --> 00:57:47,050
The job you guys are doing is great.

1171
00:57:47,230 --> 00:57:51,110
Everyone's, Paul, everyone is talking
about everything you're doing.

1172
00:57:51,250 --> 00:57:53,170
I mean it seems, it's coming
across really well.

1173
00:57:53,630 --> 00:57:55,030
I think, yeah.

1174
00:57:55,710 --> 00:57:59,869
Very, very, very good decision on Brian
Dugas' part with this team.

1175
00:58:00,470 --> 00:58:01,930
Like, brilliant.

1176
00:58:02,369 --> 00:58:04,150
So there's not, yeah.

1177
00:58:04,150 --> 00:58:05,829
Don't let any of that get you down.

1178
00:58:05,910 --> 00:58:07,269
Even when something bad comes in.

1179
00:58:07,329 --> 00:58:09,550
Even when I come in here with bad
news or a complaint or whatever.

1180
00:58:09,809 --> 00:58:11,230
It's, ignore it.

1181
00:58:11,550 --> 00:58:12,550
Okay?

1182
00:58:14,570 --> 00:58:15,570
Oh

1183
00:58:22,550 --> 00:58:26,250
Okay, you draw a mouth, and then

1184
00:58:26,950 --> 00:58:29,930
you draw a cigarette with smoke.

1185
00:58:30,070 --> 00:58:32,470
I see how your cigarette's already
better than mine, though.

1186
00:58:32,850 --> 00:58:34,810
What are you talking about? It has
the distinction of the ash.

1187
00:58:34,950 --> 00:58:37,390
No, yours is great. I tried
to make smoke so gross.

1188
00:58:38,330 --> 00:58:39,330
You're getting fancy.

1189
00:58:39,550 --> 00:58:40,550
That's lesson two.

1190
00:58:40,789 --> 00:58:42,170
-I know.
-It's bad.
-Okay.

1191
00:58:42,210 --> 00:58:43,210
And then the final...

1192
00:58:43,210 --> 00:58:44,210
-Ready?
-Yeah.

1193
00:58:46,110 --> 00:58:47,550
Oh, my God.

1194
00:58:47,730 --> 00:58:48,730
Here.

1195
00:58:48,990 --> 00:58:50,670
-Do the heart.
-Wait.
-You got a bad pen.

1196
00:58:51,830 --> 00:58:53,410
That's what's wrong with my picture.

1197
00:58:53,990 --> 00:58:56,470
See, look, because she's
got nice defined lines.

1198
00:58:57,030 --> 00:58:58,370
Yeah, that's a huge part of it.

1199
00:58:58,390 --> 00:58:59,390
Cool.

1200
00:58:59,450 --> 00:59:00,450
I think these are really good.

1201
00:59:01,289 --> 00:59:02,370
She's very talented.

1202
00:59:03,650 --> 00:59:04,789
What is this?

1203
00:59:04,950 --> 00:59:05,950
No, you are.

1204
00:59:06,130 --> 00:59:07,570
You should hear her music.

1205
00:59:08,150 --> 00:59:09,170
Hannah, please.

1206
00:59:09,310 --> 00:59:10,310
What?

1207
00:59:10,410 --> 00:59:12,030
-What?
-It's true.
-Is that your guitar?

1208
00:59:12,170 --> 00:59:14,870
I think she's good at playing music.

1209
00:59:15,050 --> 00:59:17,150
She's good at drawing. She's
good at so many things.

1210
00:59:17,150 --> 00:59:19,390
Hannah's amazing at many things, too,
as I'm sure you know from work.

1211
00:59:19,390 --> 00:59:20,670
But you can't multi-talented
people here.

1212
00:59:20,670 --> 00:59:21,769
You can't do it at a party.

1213
00:59:24,699 --> 00:59:25,919
Oh, crap.

1214
00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:27,500
Oh, God.

1215
00:59:27,799 --> 00:59:29,039
Oh, I'm so sorry.

1216
00:59:30,980 --> 00:59:31,980
Here.

1217
00:59:33,079 --> 00:59:34,079
Thank you.

1218
00:59:34,219 --> 00:59:35,899
-I'm sorry.
-I didn't mean to do that.

1219
00:59:35,980 --> 00:59:37,439
That's all right. I'm
sorry to interrupt.

1220
00:59:38,039 --> 00:59:39,039
Thanks.

1221
00:59:43,550 --> 00:59:45,230
Sorry, that was a good one.

1222
00:59:45,250 --> 00:59:47,190
It's like a musical couch.

1223
00:59:47,330 --> 00:59:48,410
Does someone want to switch with me?

1224
00:59:49,210 --> 00:59:50,210
No.

1225
00:59:50,390 --> 00:59:52,110
Are you sure? We have to switch
the drawings though.

1226
00:59:52,570 --> 00:59:53,570
Cheers.

1227
00:59:53,590 --> 00:59:55,610
You gotta look at the person.

1228
00:59:56,970 --> 00:59:57,970
Sorry.

1229
00:59:58,410 --> 00:59:59,410
It's cold.

1230
00:59:59,550 --> 01:00:00,550
No, don't be sorry.

1231
01:00:03,050 --> 01:00:04,710
Do you know why people clink glasses?

1232
01:00:07,250 --> 01:00:11,909
Somebody told me once, but
because of poison.

1233
01:00:12,130 --> 01:00:13,509
-Yeah, exactly.
-Yeah, totally.

1234
01:00:13,589 --> 01:00:15,170
I think that's really cool.

1235
01:00:15,329 --> 01:00:18,670
Yeah, because you would clink and
your drink would spill into the

1236
01:00:18,670 --> 01:00:20,909
next person's drink, so it's like a way
of saying, I didn't poison you.

1237
01:00:21,069 --> 01:00:24,509
Right. It's because people are naturally
terrible to each other.

1238
01:00:24,829 --> 01:00:25,829
Exactly.

1239
01:00:25,889 --> 01:00:27,789
Basically. And so every
time you go, cheer!

1240
01:00:28,670 --> 01:00:34,589
I feel like most basic assumptions
behind cultural protocol,

1241
01:00:34,769 --> 01:00:37,989
they all have to do with the fact that
people are, you know, awful.

1242
01:00:38,349 --> 01:00:39,349
Yeah, totally.

1243
01:00:39,449 --> 01:00:41,389
No, the handshake is, you
shake someone's hand

1244
01:00:41,389 --> 01:00:42,869
because you're showing that
you don't have a weapon.

1245
01:00:43,110 --> 01:00:44,730
-Right.
-People are shit.

1246
01:00:44,730 --> 01:00:46,429
But if you think about
it though, now...

1247
01:00:48,230 --> 01:00:49,230
Sorry.

1248
01:00:49,509 --> 01:00:51,690
I don't know why people are
for the death penalty

1249
01:00:51,690 --> 01:00:54,670
because it doesn't deter crime,
but also it's like...

1250
01:00:54,670 --> 01:00:55,889
-Sorry.
-No, it's okay.

1251
01:00:55,989 --> 01:00:56,989
Are you working on your scribble?

1252
01:00:57,009 --> 01:00:58,429
Yeah, I'm working on the scribbles.

1253
01:00:58,670 --> 01:01:00,269
-Yeah?
-I mean the dinosaur meter.

1254
01:01:01,110 --> 01:01:02,230
Look at that, you can
get it on my mouth.

1255
01:01:02,329 --> 01:01:03,329
Can't help it.

1256
01:01:03,610 --> 01:01:05,309
But he still looks kind
of friendly, I think.

1257
01:01:08,129 --> 01:01:10,389
Yeah, he's a friendly dinosaur.

1258
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,599
Yeah, it's unconstitutional.

1259
01:01:15,199 --> 01:01:16,400
Just that argument alone.

1260
01:01:16,579 --> 01:01:20,840
The fact that more blacks are killed
by our judicial system.

1261
01:01:21,460 --> 01:01:23,059
Because they're the ones who
can't afford a lawyer.

1262
01:01:23,239 --> 01:01:27,159
They're the ones who are, you know, cops
are cruising their neighborhoods.

1263
01:01:28,099 --> 01:01:29,460
They don't stand a chance.

1264
01:01:31,079 --> 01:01:32,159
That's cool, Hannah.

1265
01:01:32,860 --> 01:01:35,199
It's a really interesting
looking coffee cup.

1266
01:01:35,739 --> 01:01:37,000
It's a mean looking coffee cup.

1267
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,000
It's awesome.

1268
01:01:38,039 --> 01:01:39,079
I like it.

1269
01:01:39,099 --> 01:01:40,159
It's running up your hill.

1270
01:01:40,159 --> 01:01:42,280
Put a line right there for the mouth.

1271
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:43,440
Right here?

1272
01:01:43,579 --> 01:01:45,059
Yeah, like that's your cheek.

1273
01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:46,280
That's like, yeah, exactly.

1274
01:01:46,599 --> 01:01:47,679
-You know what I mean?
-Like the mouth's

1275
01:01:47,679 --> 01:01:49,420
opening so you see the other
side of the mouth.

1276
01:01:51,260 --> 01:01:53,579
That's a totally different
perspective.

1277
01:01:53,599 --> 01:01:54,599
That'll be $50.

1278
01:01:56,079 --> 01:01:57,079
Can I have this?

1279
01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:58,840
Yeah.

1280
01:01:59,099 --> 01:02:01,099
Really? Yeah. Okay, I
really like that.

1281
01:02:06,349 --> 01:02:07,349
I'm done.

1282
01:02:07,529 --> 01:02:08,529
My work here is done.

1283
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:28,700
Do you guys like puzzles?

1284
01:02:29,820 --> 01:02:32,820
He's like, he's like, he makes these
things that are like perfect

1285
01:02:32,820 --> 01:02:38,160
like these perfect little quips, and
I'm just like Blah blah blah.

1286
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:41,880
You're different. Yeah, I'm not,
I'm not, I don't know, I

1287
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:47,280
get nervous That's okay My shrink
like when I was in high

1288
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:50,380
school, he used to say, when
I was in high school, he

1289
01:02:50,380 --> 01:02:55,680
used to say like tolerate the uncertainty
What does that mean?

1290
01:02:56,139 --> 01:03:01,139
That means Tolerate the uncertainty
of not knowing, of the nervousness

1291
01:03:02,260 --> 01:03:07,340
All of that, you know, like it's just
about allowing it to sit with you.

1292
01:03:07,340 --> 01:03:09,079
Did he give you any plans to cope?

1293
01:03:09,079 --> 01:03:10,079
She.

1294
01:03:11,820 --> 01:03:12,820
Sexist

1295
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:31,800
Oh

1296
01:03:34,449 --> 01:03:35,449
Mm-hmm.

1297
01:03:42,769 --> 01:03:46,489
Yeah, if you, I mean, you can stall as
long as you want or stall until...

1298
01:03:46,489 --> 01:03:49,049
Because I don't know, you know, I kind
of always have the same answer

1299
01:03:49,049 --> 01:03:53,250
for you is what I feel like, is that
I'm always saying that I have to

1300
01:03:53,250 --> 01:03:55,549
trust you judgment because I don't know
the protocol on these things.

1301
01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:06,120
Okay, well, before we get
into it, let me just cut

1302
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:09,480
you off and I'll call you back
in like 10 minutes, okay?

1303
01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:14,380
-Cool.
-Thank you.

1304
01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:15,440
Bye

1305
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:12,980
Alright, so this is an owl.

1306
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:22,800
Is it who?

1307
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:24,240
I hope so.

1308
01:05:26,300 --> 01:05:27,300
Oh

1309
01:05:31,099 --> 01:05:32,360
That's a kingfisher.

1310
01:05:32,759 --> 01:05:33,759
Okay.

1311
01:05:34,179 --> 01:05:35,179
Have you had enough?

1312
01:05:35,559 --> 01:05:36,559
Yeah.

1313
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:40,019
I think I like the owl
best because I don't

1314
01:05:40,019 --> 01:05:42,139
really know what a kingfisher
sounds like in nature.

1315
01:05:42,539 --> 01:05:45,839
But the owl I could have the pleasure
of anticipation of the hoot.

1316
01:05:46,579 --> 01:05:48,579
Do you know what a Japanese
tit sounds like?

1317
01:05:49,259 --> 01:05:50,259
No.

1318
01:05:50,319 --> 01:05:51,799
-Beta carotene.
-Isn't that forsaken?

1319
01:05:52,500 --> 01:05:53,679
Uh, I'm not sure.

1320
01:05:54,460 --> 01:05:56,460
This is because...

1321
01:05:56,460 --> 01:06:00,199
Very green. I was worried
about skin cancer and

1322
01:06:00,199 --> 01:06:02,880
my doctor said that I should
take beta carotene.

1323
01:06:05,900 --> 01:06:06,900
I can't remember.

1324
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:09,059
I wish I would just say it. Maybe
I should take beta carotene.

1325
01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:10,240
You want one?

1326
01:06:10,380 --> 01:06:12,519
I'm more interested in
prescription ones.

1327
01:06:12,599 --> 01:06:13,639
-Oh.
-I'm going to be honest.

1328
01:06:14,079 --> 01:06:15,139
This is Lexapro.

1329
01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:16,320
What's that?

1330
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:17,380
It's an antidepressant.

1331
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:18,920
What's this one?

1332
01:06:19,300 --> 01:06:20,300
Wellbutrin.

1333
01:06:20,300 --> 01:06:21,960
-What's that?
-That's an antidepressant.

1334
01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:23,760
What's this one?

1335
01:06:23,940 --> 01:06:27,900
This is also Wellbutrin, but I
keep forgetting to take...

1336
01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:29,519
I should just consider this. Did you
want to tell me about these?

1337
01:06:29,660 --> 01:06:30,660
Did I want to?

1338
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:31,760
Yeah.

1339
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:33,980
I mean, that's why I was going to...

1340
01:06:33,980 --> 01:06:34,980
I don't know.

1341
01:06:36,699 --> 01:06:38,159
How long have you taken these?

1342
01:06:39,379 --> 01:06:41,939
I went on them two years ago.

1343
01:06:42,839 --> 01:06:43,839
Why?

1344
01:06:44,099 --> 01:06:45,099
I got depressed.

1345
01:06:47,199 --> 01:06:49,319
How did it, how did it happen?

1346
01:06:49,980 --> 01:06:50,980
I broke up with someone.

1347
01:06:51,939 --> 01:06:52,939
Long relationship.

1348
01:06:54,399 --> 01:06:55,719
So does it make you feel better?

1349
01:06:57,139 --> 01:06:58,399
Uh, it makes me not feel depressed.

1350
01:07:02,250 --> 01:07:03,349
It was definitely weird.

1351
01:07:03,489 --> 01:07:04,650
I really didn't want to do it.

1352
01:07:04,950 --> 01:07:07,349
And then I just sort of,
I was really just

1353
01:07:07,349 --> 01:07:09,130
kind of desperate for
something to happen.

1354
01:07:09,269 --> 01:07:13,429
And so I went on it and about 10
days into it, I was walking.

1355
01:07:13,750 --> 01:07:18,110
I went out to get lunch and I was walking
over this bridge back to my house.

1356
01:07:18,429 --> 01:07:21,090
And I just like, it was
like a commercial.

1357
01:07:21,389 --> 01:07:22,889
Like all of a sudden, like
the clouds parted.

1358
01:07:23,730 --> 01:07:25,110
Yeah. And I was like, oh,
that's what I feel like.

1359
01:07:25,230 --> 01:07:27,090
That's what I, this is who I am.

1360
01:07:27,750 --> 01:07:29,230
Really? It was really weird.
Yeah. And then I was just.

1361
01:07:30,010 --> 01:07:33,130
And I, for a couple of months, all I

1362
01:07:33,130 --> 01:07:36,469
talked about in therapy was
just, I hate the ads.

1363
01:07:36,550 --> 01:07:37,849
The ads look like science fiction.

1364
01:07:38,389 --> 01:07:40,369
I don't want to, I don't want
to be taking a pill.

1365
01:07:40,389 --> 01:07:41,389
It's going to ruin my edge.

1366
01:07:41,449 --> 01:07:42,449
It's going to make me less funny. It's

1367
01:07:42,449 --> 01:07:44,230
going to make me like not
be able to write.

1368
01:07:44,929 --> 01:07:46,989
And I haven't had any, any of that.

1369
01:07:48,170 --> 01:07:49,829
And it's like now I'm like, oh, okay.

1370
01:07:49,849 --> 01:07:52,590
It's like if I had a high
blood pressure, I'd be

1371
01:07:52,590 --> 01:07:54,530
taking high blood pressure,
you know, medication.

1372
01:07:54,530 --> 01:07:55,969
I don't think they've got a
pill for what I've got.

1373
01:07:56,210 --> 01:07:57,210
What do you got?

1374
01:07:58,250 --> 01:07:59,969
You sound like, wait,
that's from a movie.

1375
01:08:00,130 --> 01:08:01,230
You sound like Dorothy.

1376
01:08:01,489 --> 01:08:03,250
Dorothy? I don't think there's
anything in that bag.

1377
01:08:03,289 --> 01:08:04,550
-Who's Dorothy?
-From Wizard of Oz.

1378
01:08:04,869 --> 01:08:06,750
I don't think there's anything
in that bag for me.

1379
01:08:08,090 --> 01:08:09,090
Nothing there.

1380
01:08:09,190 --> 01:08:10,190
What?

1381
01:08:10,750 --> 01:08:11,750
Chronic dissatisfaction.

1382
01:08:13,769 --> 01:08:15,769
And when the clouds depart
and it's like suddenly

1383
01:08:15,769 --> 01:08:18,850
everything makes you happy for an
inconsistent amount of time.

1384
01:08:19,649 --> 01:08:21,449
Like for me, it's like
I stopped sleeping.

1385
01:08:21,710 --> 01:08:22,710
Like I stopped sleeping and eating.

1386
01:08:22,710 --> 01:08:25,229
So it's like my, basically
the things that I weren't

1387
01:08:25,229 --> 01:08:28,409
dealing with, wasn't dealing
with, I get paid to write.

1388
01:08:28,489 --> 01:08:29,489
Yeah.

1389
01:08:29,489 --> 01:08:32,550
The things I weren't dealing
with caused my body

1390
01:08:32,550 --> 01:08:35,970
to finally just start like,
it became biological.

1391
01:08:36,130 --> 01:08:38,050
I had to go to a doctor and say, I
don't know what's wrong with me.

1392
01:08:38,109 --> 01:08:39,189
-I'm not sleeping.
-I'm not eating.

1393
01:08:39,390 --> 01:08:40,689
I keep thinking about death.

1394
01:08:40,869 --> 01:08:42,109
I don't feel like myself.

1395
01:08:42,890 --> 01:08:44,270
None of my friends want to talk to me

1396
01:08:44,270 --> 01:08:46,949
because all I want to talk
about is, you know.

1397
01:08:46,949 --> 01:08:51,810
And so people like, they get to
that point and then they take

1398
01:08:52,270 --> 01:08:54,510
antidepressants and it
was explained to

1399
01:08:54,510 --> 01:08:56,109
me that like you're in
a hole, basically.

1400
01:08:56,489 --> 01:08:57,970
And it's impossible to
get out of the hole.

1401
01:08:58,029 --> 01:08:59,029
That's how you feel like when you're depressed.

1402
01:08:59,050 --> 01:09:00,210
You're like, it's debilitating.

1403
01:09:00,369 --> 01:09:02,210
Like you really feel like you
can't do anything, you know.

1404
01:09:02,649 --> 01:09:05,029
And when you take antidepressants,
it doesn't get you out of

1405
01:09:05,029 --> 01:09:08,010
the hole, but it, I feel like I'm
doing an ad for antidepressants.

1406
01:09:08,409 --> 01:09:10,010
But you basically, it was explained
to me that you,

1407
01:09:10,770 --> 01:09:13,050
the antidepressants like build
a floor for you to

1408
01:09:13,050 --> 01:09:15,390
stand on so that you can try and
like climb out of the hole.

1409
01:09:15,390 --> 01:09:17,329
So it's like what the mistake
people make is that

1410
01:09:17,329 --> 01:09:20,149
they go on them and then they
don't do, they don't.

1411
01:09:20,210 --> 01:09:21,210
They don't.

1412
01:09:21,350 --> 01:09:22,350
They're like, oh, cool.

1413
01:09:22,470 --> 01:09:25,310
Everything's fine. And
then they don't, they

1414
01:09:25,310 --> 01:09:28,310
keep like, you know, squashing
their problems.

1415
01:09:28,390 --> 01:09:29,449
Like they don't deal with
their problems.

1416
01:09:29,829 --> 01:09:31,630
And then they get depressed again.

1417
01:09:31,649 --> 01:09:32,649
So then they up their dose.

1418
01:09:32,649 --> 01:09:34,430
And then they up their dose. And
then when you're on like, yeah,

1419
01:09:34,529 --> 01:09:38,170
like eight different types of medication
and you're taking like, nah.

1420
01:09:39,109 --> 01:09:40,569
People have problems, man.

1421
01:09:42,739 --> 01:09:46,300
Why are you chronically dissatisfied
or are you just making a joke?

1422
01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:48,179
No, not really.

1423
01:09:55,300 --> 01:09:56,699
-I don't know.
-People are delicate.

1424
01:09:56,860 --> 01:09:57,960
I'm getting, like, really...

1425
01:10:00,149 --> 01:10:02,809
I feel I feel like I've
been like unfair.

1426
01:10:02,949 --> 01:10:03,949
I don't know it.

1427
01:10:04,069 --> 01:10:07,170
I just didn't I just didn't
know we can you know what?

1428
01:10:07,269 --> 01:10:08,269
we can

1429
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:14,600
and affect people in certain ways.

1430
01:10:20,699 --> 01:10:22,220
No, I don't know.

1431
01:10:22,559 --> 01:10:24,019
I just maybe I haven't been

1432
01:10:29,699 --> 01:10:33,079
It sounds like really stupid because
it sounds like what I'm

1433
01:10:33,079 --> 01:10:35,659
saying is like, now that I know
that you're depressed and you

1434
01:10:35,659 --> 01:10:39,179
have these things, I can no longer
treat you with carelessness.

1435
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:41,800
But that's actually what I'm thinking.

1436
01:10:43,899 --> 01:10:46,859
I tend to leave destruction
in my wake.

1437
01:10:51,250 --> 01:10:52,710
I think you're being...

1438
01:10:59,399 --> 01:11:00,399
What's going on with you and Paul?

1439
01:11:14,449 --> 01:11:15,449
Is everything okay?

1440
01:11:19,949 --> 01:11:20,949
Uh, no.

1441
01:11:24,100 --> 01:11:27,820
I was like, otherwise,
why would I be here?

1442
01:11:30,399 --> 01:11:31,619
Talk about it.

1443
01:11:32,799 --> 01:11:34,920
I feel like I'm being unfair to you.

1444
01:11:35,019 --> 01:11:36,019
-Why?
-Here, wait.

1445
01:11:38,949 --> 01:11:40,229
I don't leave.

1446
01:11:40,349 --> 01:11:42,510
I feel like my life raft is gone.

1447
01:11:46,399 --> 01:11:47,399
I don't know.

1448
01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:57,940
No, you're good, and I'm using
you to, like, cover

1449
01:11:57,940 --> 01:12:02,480
things up, and yeah, I don't know,
you deserve more than that.

1450
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:05,320
And that's like the shittiest thing
to tell a person because they

1451
01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:08,039
know that they deserve more than whatever
the person's giving them.

1452
01:12:08,119 --> 01:12:11,779
I just, I don't know, I feel
like I was trying to...

1453
01:12:13,949 --> 01:12:15,489
I don't know, I just
use you to make me

1454
01:12:15,489 --> 01:12:18,109
feel good, and it's like,
no, this is a person.

1455
01:12:18,189 --> 01:12:22,029
It's a person with problems,
and not that you have

1456
01:12:22,029 --> 01:12:26,510
only problems, but it's like,
I don't want to use you.

1457
01:12:26,629 --> 01:12:28,710
-I don't know.
-I keep rambling.

1458
01:12:31,050 --> 01:12:32,050
Don't.

1459
01:12:40,449 --> 01:12:41,970
I don't know what it
has to do with me.

1460
01:12:42,489 --> 01:12:43,489
I'm not sure what...

1461
01:12:44,409 --> 01:12:45,409
Like, we're friends.

1462
01:12:48,089 --> 01:12:49,729
And, like, if I had something
going on, I'd...

1463
01:12:53,699 --> 01:12:56,059
Like I don't know what,
I don't even know

1464
01:12:56,059 --> 01:12:58,139
what you're sad about, I
don't even know what...

1465
01:13:01,929 --> 01:13:03,250
I mean, why do you feel
like you're using it?

1466
01:13:08,659 --> 01:13:10,079
Because, um...

1467
01:13:15,059 --> 01:13:16,619
I don't know, you like,

1468
01:13:18,699 --> 01:13:22,439
you like look for me, you like look
for my eyes, you like look to

1469
01:13:22,439 --> 01:13:27,460
make me laugh, and that's like, it's just
like ego and gratification and.

1470
01:13:35,579 --> 01:13:37,279
It's like, why do I, I
don't know, I just

1471
01:13:37,279 --> 01:13:39,800
feel like I'm seeking
too many people out.

1472
01:13:43,649 --> 01:13:46,189
It's almost like, have
you ever felt like,

1473
01:13:46,489 --> 01:13:49,210
is there something like
manic about, um...

1474
01:13:50,850 --> 01:13:53,150
having crushes on people.

1475
01:13:53,910 --> 01:13:54,910
Something manic?

1476
01:13:55,210 --> 01:13:56,210
But like,

1477
01:13:57,670 --> 01:14:00,570
like you're like, it's, it's
like so exciting, and it's

1478
01:14:00,570 --> 01:14:03,150
like this person and this person,
it's so much fun, and

1479
01:14:03,150 --> 01:14:06,789
then it just like, one by one

1480
01:14:06,789 --> 01:14:10,230
they sort of become like real

1481
01:14:10,230 --> 01:14:12,510
and problematic, and people get hurt,

1482
01:14:13,010 --> 01:14:16,650
and it stops being thrilling.

1483
01:14:18,750 --> 01:14:20,310
Well, I just had a bad day.

1484
01:14:20,750 --> 01:14:21,750
What happened?

1485
01:17:18,899 --> 01:17:24,479
You're playing Immanuel Kant, Matt,
and you're playing Isaac Newton.

1486
01:17:25,139 --> 01:17:26,920
I just want to hear it out
loud because I just

1487
01:17:26,920 --> 01:17:29,019
wrote these pages over the
weekend and I don't know.

1488
01:17:30,099 --> 01:17:32,039
I just want to hear them
so I can change them.

1489
01:17:32,619 --> 01:17:37,819
Kant in a previous scene tried to touch
Newton and Newton hit his hand away.

1490
01:17:38,399 --> 01:17:39,399
And that happens again.

1491
01:17:39,420 --> 01:17:41,659
That's the old handshake gag.

1492
01:17:42,019 --> 01:17:44,079
It's weird to be in director
mode with you guys.

1493
01:17:45,939 --> 01:17:48,019
So, yeah, I'll read the
stage directions.

1494
01:17:49,339 --> 01:17:51,019
Speed is essential.

1495
01:17:51,420 --> 01:17:52,420
Okay.

1496
01:17:52,420 --> 01:17:53,519
-Vivaldi plays.
-Cut.

1497
01:17:53,739 --> 01:17:54,739
They look at each other.

1498
01:17:54,859 --> 01:17:55,859
Look back.

1499
01:17:56,199 --> 01:17:57,199
Awkward pause.

1500
01:17:57,219 --> 01:17:58,219
That's stupid.

1501
01:17:58,319 --> 01:17:59,839
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

1502
01:18:00,899 --> 01:18:02,259
I thought we were best friends.

1503
01:18:02,799 --> 01:18:04,439
Best friends talk to each
other honestly.

1504
01:18:05,259 --> 01:18:06,259
Oh, right, I knew that.

1505
01:18:06,299 --> 01:18:07,500
-And that was stupid.
-Why?

1506
01:18:07,759 --> 01:18:08,819
Because look around you.

1507
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:10,000
Okay.

1508
01:18:10,179 --> 01:18:11,179
What do you see?

1509
01:18:11,239 --> 01:18:12,239
Uh, stuff?

1510
01:18:12,239 --> 01:18:14,259
-No.
-No?
-You see consequences.

1511
01:18:14,519 --> 01:18:15,659
It's impossible to see intentions.

1512
01:18:15,739 --> 01:18:17,199
You guys are talking like old men.

1513
01:18:17,359 --> 01:18:19,299
You're supposed to be talking
like-year-old boys.

1514
01:18:19,339 --> 01:18:20,339
Okay.

1515
01:18:20,339 --> 01:18:21,339
Um.

1516
01:18:21,399 --> 01:18:26,519
You see, we, like, make, we, I

1517
01:18:26,519 --> 01:18:27,939
guess we start with, like,

1518
01:18:29,060 --> 01:18:32,859
baseball and federal agents and
George Bush and getting

1519
01:18:32,859 --> 01:18:36,899
kicked in the balls and slipping on banana
peels and that sort of thing.

1520
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,000
And those are our ingredients.

1521
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,000
How do you make a

1522
01:18:41,180 --> 01:18:42,799
drama out of abstract ideas?

1523
01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:44,500
That's why it's hard.

1524
01:18:44,579 --> 01:18:46,579
That's why I made them
-year-old boys and

1525
01:18:46,579 --> 01:18:50,259
that their primary thing
is to get laid.

1526
01:18:50,939 --> 01:18:51,939
I'm going to go to the bathroom.

1527
01:18:52,599 --> 01:18:53,719
No, don't go to the bathroom.

1528
01:18:53,979 --> 01:18:55,039
-I'll be right back.
-No.

1529
01:18:55,920 --> 01:18:56,920
Okay.

1530
01:18:57,159 --> 01:18:58,159
Okay.

1531
01:18:58,159 --> 01:18:59,739
-Well, I think I like it.
-Oh, thanks.

1532
01:18:59,799 --> 01:19:00,719
-But I want him to rest.
-Can I go back?

1533
01:19:01,699 --> 01:19:04,779
You guys really need to
deal with actors.

1534
01:19:04,979 --> 01:19:05,979
I don't know.

1535
01:19:06,420 --> 01:19:07,420
We're not actors.

1536
01:19:07,679 --> 01:19:09,799
No. We really should have
a hand on that one.

1537
01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:12,479
You guys are, you guys
have low energy.

1538
01:19:13,319 --> 01:19:16,899
I was worried, I had other worries, but
now all I'm worried about is my play.

1539
01:19:17,119 --> 01:19:18,119
Good.

1540
01:19:18,339 --> 01:19:19,859
-Um.
-You're focused on work.

1541
01:19:20,199 --> 01:19:21,219
Yeah, I guess so.

1542
01:19:22,039 --> 01:19:23,039
How are you feeling?

1543
01:19:23,339 --> 01:19:24,439
-I'm okay.
-How are you?

1544
01:19:24,819 --> 01:19:25,819
Pretty good, I think.

1545
01:19:26,139 --> 01:19:27,479
We should probably talk later.

1546
01:19:27,639 --> 01:19:28,639
Okay.

1547
01:19:28,879 --> 01:19:30,099
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
-Okay.

1548
01:19:30,159 --> 01:19:31,159
Yeah.

1549
01:19:31,460 --> 01:19:32,460
Yeah.

1550
01:19:34,440 --> 01:19:35,779
I'm so sorry.

1551
01:19:35,899 --> 01:19:36,899
You're killing me.

1552
01:19:37,020 --> 01:19:38,020
I know.

1553
01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:40,460
I'm so sorry.

1554
01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:48,279
I'm going to

1555
01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:57,020
miss you and I can't, I
won't miss you, I'll

1556
01:19:57,020 --> 01:19:59,420
see you but I'm going to miss you.

1557
01:19:59,420 --> 01:20:00,420
I'm going to miss you too.

1558
01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:03,239
I'm really sorry.

1559
01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:04,640
Okay.

1560
01:20:04,739 --> 01:20:06,279
I want to end this conversation.

1561
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,360
And not because it's not...

1562
01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:10,539
Yeah. You know, I just don't
want to be here anymore.

1563
01:20:10,739 --> 01:20:11,739
Okay.

1564
01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:12,980
-Thank you.
-Thank you.

1565
01:20:13,119 --> 01:20:14,119
I'm sorry.

1566
01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:17,039
-Okay?
-Okay.
-I have to go.

1567
01:20:17,340 --> 01:20:18,340
I absolutely have to go.

1568
01:20:18,359 --> 01:20:19,579
-I'm sorry.
-Okay.
-I'm so sorry.

1569
01:20:19,659 --> 01:20:20,659
-Okay.
-No.

1570
01:21:23,010 --> 01:21:26,750
That is just what the city needs is
another Latino theater festival.

1571
01:21:27,089 --> 01:21:28,089
I can't wait.

1572
01:21:28,929 --> 01:21:30,129
Get some tickets to that.

1573
01:21:31,689 --> 01:21:34,710
Why did you show up to work today?

1574
01:21:35,710 --> 01:21:37,310
Because that's what you
pay me for, right?

1575
01:21:37,449 --> 01:21:40,049
Right. That's what I don't
pay you for, but

1576
01:21:40,049 --> 01:21:42,670
that's what the network pays
us for, is to be here.

1577
01:21:42,809 --> 01:21:48,250
And it doesn't make any sense why there
are two empty chairs in this room.

1578
01:21:50,729 --> 01:21:51,729
Office Romance.

1579
01:21:52,609 --> 01:21:53,849
Here we'll do a little quiz.

1580
01:21:53,969 --> 01:21:56,229
Office Romance. Good idea or bad idea?

1581
01:21:56,549 --> 01:21:57,549
Which do you think?

1582
01:21:57,609 --> 01:21:58,609
It's a bad idea.

1583
01:21:59,369 --> 01:22:02,849
So, whatever's been going on around
here, I hope is done.

1584
01:22:03,129 --> 01:22:05,729
And I hope that we can
get a show written.


